Disclaimer: I only own the Psychos: Kairee and Spazz (Well, technically Kairee owns herself, but...)
Anyway, if you haven't guessed, I'm Spazz. This story was inspired by DOTBF, another FFN author, and you should check her out. Kairee and I were reading her story "The Joys of Hotdogs and Lemonade" ( I DON'T OWN THAT) at 2 AM some years ago, and it made us think: perhaps we should think about what our adventures with the Yuyu cast would be like. Therefore, I give you the first chapter of IWBAOMW, which was completed at around 3:30 AM four years ago at Kairee's house. I know it's short. You'll deal with that. Shall we begin?

"Yusuke, hold your damn foot still," Kuwabara commanded in frustration, tongue out, and forehead wrinkled in concentration. "I'm having trouble applying the sparkly coat on top of the pink with you kicking like that."

Yusuke's nose was crinkled up, and he was trying by all means not to bust up laughing.

"Sorry, Kuwabara, but it really tickles!"

The four boys, Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara and Yusuke were in Kurama's room trying to figure out what to do when, after serious debating, all but Hiei had decided that there was nothing better to do than give each other pedicures.

"This makes us all seem like yaoi baka ningens," Hiei muttered bitterly. "I will not have my toenails painted; I hate even being in this room with such foolish behaviors occurring."

"But my toenails do look rather nice, Hiei," Kurama informed the small fire youkai as he gazed at his now shiny purple toenails.

They continued to talk meaninglessly as the two girls watched them readily.

"Got the implements of doom?" Kairee whispered.

Spazz dug around in a mysterious-looking bag and produced two objects that were so shiny they were impossible to see.

"Got em," Spazz whispered back. "You take Kurama and I'll take Hiei."

Kairee nodded in agreement. "I'm taking that bastard out."

"Damn, that's really pink," Kuwabara muttered, staring at Yusuke's toenails. "I think we are getting a bit yaoi here..."

As Kuwabara was busy applying the top-coat to Yusuke's nails, and Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama were busy watching, the girls snuck up unnoticed behind the two youkai...

"Fantastic," Yusuke grinned once his toenails were finished.

Hiei's feet suddenly felt cooler than normal, and he felt something warm touch his foot.

"AIEE!" he yelled, jumping about ten feet in the air.

Kuwabara and Yusuke turned quickly to see Hiei with bare feet standing poised and ready, eyes wide, staring at a girl who held in her hand a pair of toenail clippers. The girl looked a bit startled from Hiei's sudden yelp.

"What are you doing!" Hiei demanded.

"Pocketing your toenails," the girl informed him bluntly.

"Nice going, Spazz," Kairee said from behind Kurama, scaring the living daylights out of him.

"Who are you!" Yusuke demanded.

"I'm Spazz," said the girl who had been behind Hiei, "and she's Kairee. We're Yu Yu fanatics."

"Yu Yu?" said Yusuke blankly. "What's that?"

"It's one of those American toys, you dumb! It's a hunk of plastic on a string!" said Kuwabara.

"Why are you here?' Hiei demanded.

"To collect your toenail clippings," Spazz said, as if it were obvious.

"Why!"

"'Cause I'm a psychotic fan! God! What more do you want to know!"

"Why you're so obsessed."

Spazz's eyes narrowed dangerously.

"I told you," She said with clenched teeth, "I'm a fan!"

"Everybody run and hide! Spazz has anger issues!" Kairee shrieked. "Hide! Run away! Take freaking cover!"

Everyone hid under the nearest object, whether it be a pencil (Yusuke) or inside their own shirt (Kuwabara). Spazz's ears grew red, and she looked like she was going to explode.

"MEEP!" she finally shouted.

"...Is it over?" Yusuke whimpered peering out cautiously from behind the pencil.

"Yeah," Kairee sighed in relief. "She doesn't like repeating herself. That's why all the disclaimers say what they do."

"Ah," said Kuwabara, pulling his shirt over his head the rest of the way.

"So do you have a yu-yu we can play with?" he asked.

"Wait a minute," Hiei said, "This fan fic is dumb. Can I leave? Please? You're probably going to get someone drunk, and that person is always me."

"No," said Spazz, "you can't leave- this is my fan fic and I'll get you drunk if I want to. But not drunk to the point of yaoi-ness, you're creepy like that."

"Thank God," Hiei sighed, "'cause I didn't know where you were going with the pedicures."

Spazz put a finger on her lips.

"Frankly, I didn't either..."

"For the love of sweet snow, ningen! Write well for once!"

"Nah, I'll pass. I specialize at writing shit. Wanna hear my anime couplet about how bad I draw, too?"

"...No, actually. Sounds pretty dumb to me."

"Good. It is. I need some help on deciding who to kill off... Any suggestions?"

Everyone looked automatically at Kuwabara.

"Shit, I'm gonna be killed off again!"

Spazz grinned. "Okay, let's continue."

Suddenly, the Oscar Meyar Weeniemobile crashed through the wall and hit Kuwabara, killing him.

"Hot dogs!" Yusuke shouted with joy. "Bologna! Mystery lunch meat! Hell yeah! Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyar wiener..."

Kairee smirked. "Well, I dunno know about Oscar Meyar, but you are a wiener..."

Spazz pointed at Kuwabara's dead body and giggled. "I love it when he dies!" she shouted with glee.

(A/N): As you probably didn't notice, this is a story from a different FFN account of mine that I completely forgot I had. I deleted it, so don't bother looking for it.