Disclaimer: I don't own The Prince of Tennis, i merely borrowed some characters for my, and your entertainment.
Please enjoy!
It was a normal morning for the regulars. As usual they met up at the front gates and headed inside together. But today was different, today they're resident ace and buchou were missing!
"Are you sure Yukimura already left his house Genichirou?" Yanagi asked.
Sanada nodded, "His mother said he left earlier than usual today, and that he left in a hurry"
Yanagi looked thoughtful. "Did she say why?"
Sanada shook his head "No".
"Kirihara also left early" Marui piped up, between his chomps of gum.
"We usually go pick him up" Jackal explained.
"Oh well, maybe they're already at the courts getting in a match before everyone else arrives" Niou smirked, "Or they could be doing something else…" he let them think of the rest as they headed towards the clubhouse.
Their chatter was of normal matters as they walked through the school grounds, homework, tennis, prank Niou would most likely get detention for, lunch, and more tennis.
"But Buuuuchou!!"
They all froze outside of the clubhouse. "Wasn't that-" Marui started but the rest of them shushed him.
"Don't be such a baby Akaya!" That was Yukimura's unmistakable voice.
The regulars all glanced at each other before silently creeping towards the door.
"But it's so BIG and PINK! I really really don't think it can fit in my mouth buchou!"
Marui gaped his double bubble ultra rare strawberry-kiwi-lime bubblegum slipping out of his open mouth.
"It's not that big Akaya! Do you want the others to catch us?"
"…"
"No…"
Yanagi furiously scribbled in his notebook, a stoned Sanada bug eyed at his side.
"Here! I'll even help you! Say aaaah"
Niou snickered and Yagyuu adjusted his glasses, his face a tad bit pink.
"There's a 95 chance that we are all thinking the same thing" Yanagi said in a hushed whisper. They all nodded in unison.
A low moan of delight came from inside.
"It's so yummy!"
They nearly fell over.
"I told you!"
Now they did fall over.
Niou trembled slightly, "That's it!" He grabbed the door and wrenched it open.
"I can't believe that you're doing THAT-"
He stopped. For there sat Yukimura and Kirihara, fully clothed, with an open jar of Jumbo Deluxe Multi-flavored Fruity Lollipops.
"Wha??" They all stood in the doorway, a dumb look on their faces.
"You can't believe we're doing what Masaharu?" Yukimura asked with a tilt of his head.
"N-nothing" He stuttered doing an excellent impression of a goldfish.
"You see Akaya, if you had eaten it sooner, you would've had the whole jar to yourself"
"But- But I don't like strawberry flavored lollipops!!"
You could bet your lollipops that the regulars learned an important lesson in NOT jumping to conclusions that day.
END
How was that for my second ever Prince of tennis one-shot? Actually a similar thing like this happened to my friend, while she was telling me about it I wondered what would the Rikkai members do, and thus this one-shot was born! Lulz, I wonder how many people thought dirty things? nudgenudgePlease don't hurt me and my attempt at a funny story! Review nicely!!
