a/n: Rachel and I were actually doing this in Compter Lit, when we finished all of our lessons. Then, this idea hit. Pleaseee review.
There is absolutely nothing to do.
Which, ya know, is kinda odd, seeing as this is a bar, and people generally come here to drink.
But not today.
Even Tifa's taken the day off, something that she NEVER does.
She's always saying something about there being a fire, or another natural disaster, and me being the only one here.
I usually stop listening after about the fourth word.
But, even more mysterious than the bar lacking in drunk morons (while full of booze.), is the fact that Choboco head actually let me use his lap top.
I thought after the signing-him-up-for-internet-dating-service-and-accidentally-choosing-a-transvestite-for-him-to-date thingy, he didn't trust me anymore.
But it turns out it was the setting-up-Cid-with-said-transvestite-who-sold-him-cancer sticks-with-some-funny junk-in-them incident that made him decide that Yuffie Kisaragi, the greatest ninja EVER, was not worth his trust.
Phh.
Like I need him. I could have just snuck in and taken his laptop any ways.
...and probably be eaten/raped/coveredinwhipcream by that gnome/wizard mabober that he keeps on his desk.
But here's what takes the cake of surprises.
...there is absolutely nothing to do on the internet.
So guess what im doing?
Playing with that stupid voice that the computer has.
Humming, I type in the next sentence.
"Tiifa loves Cloud."
Drones Microsoft Sam, mispronouncing Tifa's name.
Next one.
Cait Sith is in denial about being a robot.
"Kate Sith is in denaaaailll about being a robott."
I can't help but giggle.
This computer must have dropped out of school in, like, the third grade.
Next
"Loz is murrder."
Hm.
Grinning, I type another one into the little box.
"Vincent Valentine is drop dead sexy."
It says it perfectly.
Bravo, computer.
...but, of course, the door swings open at the exact moment Microsoft Sam finally learns to pronounce his vowels right.
I squeak as I look at Vinnie's confused (but still gorgeous) face.
"STOP HITTING ON VINNIE, YOU SICK COMPUTER!"
With a huff, I knock the laptop off the table...and break it.
Oh god, Spikey's gonna kill me.
And why the chicken fried choboco does Vinnie look so smug?