Title: Life of a Hardy

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: Let's see…I own…Alexis Michaels…Caden…and Madeline and Ruby. I own all those. Nothing else.

Summary: Sequel to D Generation X v. 2. Alexis is pregnant and it doesn't help her situation that Legacy just doesn't want to leave her alone. Jeff tries to be there for everything, but it's hard when he still has to work. Will Alexis be able to manage on her own? OC, slash, language, alcohol

Woo-hoo! I call it an accomplishment when I've written a fourth story in a series-type. First The Heartbreakers, then The Rocker, then D-Generation X v. 2, and now Life of a Hardy:)

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"Jeff. I'm pregnant."

Jeff stared wide-eyed at his wife leaning back against the garbage can. Her arm was wrapped around the title belt around her stomach. "Y-You're pregnant?" he repeated. "H-How?"

Alexis rolled her eyes. She loved Jeff, but sometimes, he could be such an idiot. "Well, we had sex and now I'm pregnant," she said. "Condoms only work 97% of the time."

"Is it mine?"

Alexis finally smiled. She nodded. "Yes."

Jeff immediately pulled her into a tight hug, a huge smile on his face. "We're gonna have a baby," he said breathlessly.

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Alexis took a deep breath, walking out on the stage with a microphone in her hand. The WWE Championship was around her waist and Jeff was waiting for her backstage. The crowd cheered when she got in the ring, but she held up their hand and they quieted down.

"I've been in this business for a while now and…" Alexis had to think for a second. "I've finally won the championship I've worked so hard for." She unhooked the title belt from her waist and held it up. "The World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. The highest one in the business. But…I have to drop the title." The crowd yelled at her. "I can't be the champion for 9 months and expect not to defend it." She set the belt on the canvas. "I wish I could keep it, but there's something else I have to do." With the crowd screaming around her, she dropped her microphone and got out of the ring, leaving her title belt in the middle of the ring.

"I'm sorry," Jeff said, pulling her into a tight hug when she walked backstage. "I know you didn't want to do that."

"That was the first time I've ever won that title," Alexis said, her eyes watering as she fisted the fabric of Jeff's shirt. "That was the title I was waiting for."

"It'll be okay," Jeff comforted, gently stroking her hair. "We're gonna have a baby, though. That is so much better than the championship." Alexis nodded, wiping her eyes as she pulled out of the hug. "And I talked to Vince. He said you could accompany me to the ring if you wanted and you don't have to fight until you feel you're ready."

"Thank you for being so calm about this," Alexis said.

Jeff just smiled. He dropped to his knees and pressed a kiss to the blonde's stomach. "Just think," he said. "In 9 months, we're going to have a beautiful baby."

"Jeff, I love you, but I'm going to puke in, like, 10 seconds, so you might wanna get away," Alexis warned, her hand flying to her mouth.

"And just think," Matt said, walking up to his brother as the blonde ran away. "Someday someone will call her 'Mom'."

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This is short because the next chapters will be longer.