For this first one-shot, I'm giving you a handful of OCs that don't belong to me.

WALL-G and LASS-E belong to Finjix on DeviantArt. And, of course, WALL-E and EVE belong to Pixar.

Title: What Happens on a Daily Basis

Genre: Humor

Rating: K+

Characters: [WALL-E, EVE] WALL-G, LASS-E

EVE took a deep, robotic breath and slowly let it out. "So what do you think today's gonna hold?"

WALL-E chuckled. "If it's gonna be like anything else, WALL-G's gonna get me, you're gonna beat her badly, LASS-E will get the coffee high, and will try to get a kiss out of her."

EVE laughed. "Not today! I'm SURE it'll be all right."

She spoke too soon. The two robots felt a magnetic pull on themselves and the next thing they knew, they were stuck to a magnet.

"Gotcha!" exclaimed a familiar voice.

"D*mn it," EVE cursed.

"Now I can have WALL-E and I will win the fight between you and me!" WALL-G exclaimed excitedly.

"What makes you think you will win?" EVE asked, glaring at WALL-G.

"I'm gonna have help! Oh, LASS-E!"

The blue robot jumped out of nowhere "Hö hö!" he exclaimed.

EVE tried to facepalm, but couldn't cause her arm was stuck to the magnet. "Seriously? He's your help?"

"WALL-G promised me a kiss if I helped her beat you badly! Hö hö!

WALL-E looked annoyed. Figures... he thought.

LASS-E held up a rope. "Let's go this! Hö hö!"

WALL-G turned off the magnet.

Huge mistake.

3 minutes later...

"D*mn it, how does this always happen?!" WALL-G exclaimed.

She and LASS-E were tied to a lamppost.

"Because EVE is that good?" LASS-E answered.

WALL-G sighed. "Well, it can't get any worse."

It started raining.

"It got worse. Hö hö!" LASS-E chuckled.

"Okay. NOW it can't get worse."

There was a loud clap of thunder followed by lightning.

"We're up pretty high, there's lightning, and we're wet," LASS-E remarked.

"That's it. There's no WAY it can get worse."

LASS-E turned his head to look at the pole. "It got worse! Hö hö! WALL-G! Look!"

WALL-G turned her head to see a heart engraved in the pole. The heart read "WALL-E x EVE."

"Hö hö! That gives me an idea!" Parting his eyes, LASS-E revealed his laser and etched another heart into the pole. In the heart, he etched "WALL-G x LASS-E." LASS-E's eyes curved into a smile. "Hö hö! Perfect!"

WALL-G glared at the two hearts. They were the pairings she hated most. She would MUCH rather have one heart there that said "WALL-E x WALL-G"

"EVE! GET US DOWN FROM HERE THIS INSTANT!" WALL-G screeched.

Meanwhile in WALL-E's truck...

"How long are you gonna let them squirm?" WALL-E asked.

"As long as I feel like it," EVE replied.

"So forever?"

"Maybe."

THE END

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