A Light Into The Past
Tobi: So Tiger-Muffin, why did you leave Konoha?
Tigressana: Because I violated one of the most sacred rules.
Tobi: What was it?
Tigressana: Peeking into the men's bathhouse.
Tobi: What?! (jumps up)
Tigressana: Tobi I have a good reason! I was trying to get my lucky kunai out of the bathhouse!
Tobi: That makes sense.
Tigressana: Good thing we're alone.
Sebres: Not so fast Tigressana-sensei!
Suddenly the entrance breaks opens!
Tigressana: Sebres! How did you find me?
Sebres: Lets just say a little birdie told me. 'flap, flap' ( vulture lands on her arm)
Tigressana: You call that thing little?! It's the size of a suitcase!
Tobi: OMG! A cheese doodle!
Tigressana: Tobi that's mine!
Tobi: Ooohhh!
Sebres: Less talky, more fighty!
After a long subduing battle with fists, jutsus, swords, bubbles, and a rubberchicken it finally ends.
Tigressana: You fight well, Sebres.
Sebres: As do you, sensei.
Tobi: Hey everyone, get in here!
Everyone suddenly walks in.
Leader: What's going on in here?!
Tobi: Tigressana is fighting with her former student!
Itachi: By the way, has anybody seen my rice crispy treats?
Kisame: Oh, those were yours? Oopsies.
Itachi: It's okay, buddy!
Leader: Young lady I have decided to let you join akatsuki!
Sebres: Finally! I've been waiting for my initiation to be over!
Leader: There is no initiation in order to join the akatsuki.
Everyone: What a twist!
To be continued…