Bowser Party Extreme

A/N: In order to celebrate the Christmas season, I made this story about Bowser and his family having a Mario…Bowser Party. Enjoy!

Ice Rink Risk

Bowser and all of his children were standing on a frozen lake in the middle of nowhere with their father, wondering what was going on. Their dad said this was all about the "holiday season" but for some reason they began to think otherwise.

"Dad, what the hell are we doing here?" asked Bowser Jr.

"I already told you guys! Mario and his gang are having another stupid 'Mario Party' and I don't feel like conjuring up some evil scheme just to cause misery to their lives. So instead, we're gonna have our own party, which I call Bowser Party Extreme!" said Bowser.

"What's the extreme for?" asked Larry Koopa.

"Because it sounds better! Now shut up and wait for the game to start!"

Bowser and his children waited until something happened on the lake, tapping their foot on the ground and looking up to see if something would happen. But so far, absolutely nothing was going on.

"DAD!" yelled Junior.

"What?"

"Nothing's happening! What're we supposed--"

Start!

"What the hell…?"

Suddenly a giant red spiny fell from the sky and began to skate around the icy lake. Everyone screamed and began to run around the giant lake like crazy, trying not to let the spiny shell knock them out of the ring. Since the game was normally only played with four people and not nine, it wasn't any easier. Bowser and his kids continued to run into each other and fall on the ground. The lake didn't make it any better because they were having a tough time standing up and walking around.

"Hey Larry! Don't look behind you!" yelled Bowser.

"What?"

Larry suddenly screamed wildly when the spiny shell knocked him out of the lake. He was eliminated.

"I said don't look behind you!"

Another spiny shell fell into the rink, making it even harder for the koopas to traverse around the lake without getting hit. Ludwig von Koopa lost his footing and ended up getting hit in the butt by the spiny shell. Lemmy Koopa tried tripping his sister Wendy, but she jumped over his leg and Lemmy ended up hitting the spiny.

"Hey guys! Ain't there a cheat code to this mini-game?" asked Roy Koopa.

"Like what?" asked Iggy Koopa.

"If you jump on someone's head, they'll get stunned and can't--"

Iggy suddenly jumped on Roy's head and he couldn't move for a couple of seconds. But unfortunately, he ended up getting hit with the spiny shell. Morton Koopa Jr. kicked his sister in the shell and she ended up falling on a spiny and was thrown out of the ring too. There were only four more koopas inside of the lake, and right when everything looked like it was in the clear, another spiny fell from the sky.

"Oh my God! How is this game even possible?!" asked Junior.

"Easy! Watch."

Bowser waited for a spiny shell to come close enough to him and he suddenly picked up the shell, smiling devilishly. All of his sons' jaws dropped and their eyes grew wide.

"You cheated--CHEATER!!!" yelled Iggy.

Bowser shouted as he threw the shell, knocking Iggy and Junior out of the lake. It was only Morton Koopa Jr. and Bowser left now.

"Dad, this is not cool!" yelled Morton.

"Hey, it's not my fault you don't know how to hack this game."

Bowser threw another spiny shell and hit Morton right in his head, chucking him clear across the lake. He had won the mini-game.

Finish!

Bowser wins!

Bowser started laughing and did this dopey victory dance to show that he had won.