The Game
Chapter 1
YouTube stars and kitties and dying.
Oh my!
Finnick: Now let's get started, shall we?
Beetee: For you people new to the games, this is a show whererandom callers call in, and we get to see Gale, Katniss, Peeta, or any other tribute—
Finnick: —or Capitol citizen—
Beetee: —to compete in the dares. Now, let's go to Katniss with the phones.
Katniss: People keep asking for Peeta to hug them. Back off ladies! He's mine. Team Peeta!
Madge: Well, I prefer Gale. He's so strong and handsome and manly. Team Gale!
Katniss: Team Peeta!
Madge: Team Gale !
Katniss: Team Peeta!
Madge: Gale!
Katniss: Peeta!
Madge: GALE!
Katniss: PEETA!
Annie: Holy crap people, Team Finnick!
Finnick: She has a point.
Johanna: Is anyone else aware that this is a dare-show on whichno one has yet been dared?
Peeta: I know you're all bickering about who is better and all...
Gale: ...which is obvious...
Peeta: ...but can we get on with it?
*Dude walks in*
Katniss: Question. Who the heck are you?
Dude: I am the almighty YouTube star, Chuggaaconroy
Bunch of screaming fangirls and Rue: Chugga! *run atChugga in an unrealistic cartoon-style stampede *
Chuggaaconroy: Well... Gotta run, see you later!
Beetee: Breaking news!
Everyone: What?!
Beetee: We got a dare!
Finnick: Well... what is it?
Beetee: Dare Number One is from Cassandra and is for Primand Katniss.
Prim: Yay!
Beetee: It is... Buttercup is a female and she had kittens. MmakeKatniss kiss them all.
Katniss: Prim! Oh, God, you're alive!
Prim: Yeah... I had a talk with the author. Anyone that died and was cool is now alive
Katniss: Is Coin gonna be alive?
Prim: Nope.
Katniss: Thank The Lord! I thought I was going to die!
Johanna: Is it just me, or do you wanna see Katniss kiss a kitty?
Katniss: *Picks up one of the kitties*
Katniss: Will it bite me?
Prim: Probably.
Katniss: You're mean.
Wiress: Well, dying really puts an edge on you.
Clove: I already had an edge.
Katniss: When did you get here!?
Gale: Stop stalling! Kiss the freaking kitty, already.
Katniss: *Kisses kitty*
Katniss: Ewwww! That tastes gr-
Beetee: Time's up, see you later!
_Curtain closes_
Gale: I am still better!
Posy: Gale, play dollies with me!
Gale: Not right now. I'm telling everyone I'm better.
Posy: Maaaa, Gale won't play dollies with me!
Hazelle: Gale, play with your sister.
Gale: Yes, Ma. *leaves grumbling*
a/n: okay, this is an update of this chapter and I believe this is done amazing. Thank you estherdragon, my wonderful beta, for doing this. Remember, dares are needed!