Ooooh. It's the promised sequel. Thrilled? You should be. Don't know where this is going yet. Have to wait and see. Usual disclaimer – I own me and my very twisted ideas. That's it. I know, I know. I should get out more. Don't sue. I really don't have any money. Honest. About £2.94 to last me until next week.
I Get Along.
It had been a while. A long while. Longer than I would have liked it to be. Of course I had tried to get back. Pretty much as soon as I had left. Unfortunately by some quirk of fate it seemed like my computer or whatever deity had decided it would be good for a laugh for me to end up in Middle Earth had now decided that it didn't want to play anymore. Hence I was stuck. Stuck in my boring dead end life with no money no career and no prospects. Joy.
I sat in front of my computer. There was still the same screen up on my computer. Still the same cd playing away. Only this time it was playing a different song.
"Feeling like I'm stuck in a hole
body and soul
while you're out of control
Now I know why you had to go
well I think we both know
why it had to be so
I've been trying not to cry
when I'm in the public eye
Stuck here with the shame
and taking
my share of the blame
while making
sudden plans that don't include you
I get along, get along
without you very well
I get along very well
So I lost my patience at last
and it happened so fast
you belong in the past
I've been trying not to cry
when I'm in the public eye
Stuck here with the shame
and taking
my share of the blame
while making
sudden plans that don't include you
I get along, get along
without you very well
I get along very well"
I sighed. A long drawn out 'What the hell was I thinking when I did it?' kind of sigh. Something I was getting very good at lately. All my thoughts were focussed on Vebby. Was he ok? What was he doing? Where was he? Was he thinking of me?
"This is getting me nowhere." I said aloud. I sighed again. "Perhaps it's just not meant to be. Maybe I don't get to go back to the perfect man. Ok, ok, perfect elf. Whatever." I glared at the blank screen and pondered my fate.
"I wonder if it's cos I know what Middle Earth is really like?" I asked the screen. "Or maybe its cos I'm not going after a canon character?" I smirked as I thought of Legolas. "Wonder how she is with Gimli? Hmm." I got up and wandered downstairs leaving the computer for the first time in days. Little did I know what I let myself in for.
Idiot.
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ooooh! First chapter! *grins* have no idea what's gonna happen in this story. But then I started out the last one with just one concept of turning Legolas into a woman! And look where that got me. 50 chapters later… So R&R peeps! And hold on – it's probably gonna be a long ride!