A (not) SO SERIOUS STORY.
I walk into the classroom on a windy Tuesday. As soon as I walk in some throws a ninja star at me. I doge it (of course). I set my backpack down and take a seat. The teacher has an unusually serious face. She started to speak… "Class, somebody has stolen our, toilet paper. The whole class gasped. "The toilet paper!" someone yelled. I saw tears run down the cheeks of a few fellow classmates. The door suddenly bursts open, there was Jimmy… with the toilet paper in his right hand. The class screamed and shouted. Jimmy said, " What did I miss while I was in the bathroom?".
The end