Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this k pplz?
A/N: I got bored and now I'm writing random stories O_o
Hermes' POV:
Uggh… I hate Christmas. I mean the holiday cheer and everything is okay BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PRESENTS I HAVE TO DELIVER WITHOUT SLEEP AND REST??!!!! I wish Santa was real and can deliver everything for me… Maybe Apollo can too because he has that flying car and everything… Nah! He can't sneak into anyplace silently, even his own house!
So right now, I'm just going through a kid's front door to deliver presents. I AM DEFINITELY NOT GOING DOWN A CHIMNEY! Do you know how dirty it is down there? I tried it once and the soot wouldn't wash off and I tried washing my clothes like 8 times! It didn't even fade!
What's with the bucket of water? Oh, right. There's still the flying reindeer. That probably came from Helios's old chariot of the Sun. Hmm… how do horses look like reindeer? Humans really have great imaginations!
The one thing I like about my job at this time of year… MILK AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!! The mortals leave it out for "Santa". No wonder he's so fat. How does he get through the chimney like that?
Anyways, if you're wondering if I make toys, I don't. These presents are for the mortals that the Olympians prefer. Most of the people on the "Naughty and Nice List" are demigods though… and they're always wondering whether we care for them or not!
A/N: As you can see Hermes doesn't exactly like Christmas. I'll keep trying to write in all the time I have. The holidays are really busy!