Hey, where were you when he crashed?

by Canned Tins

A Cars 3 prediction or AU. Not just McQueen's thoughts during his crash, but everyone else, too. Written in a Joyce-esque way on purpose. One chapter is written entirely in Google-translated Italian, so beware.

1. This seems awfully familiar

Oh my Ford I'm crashing. I can't believe I'm actually.

Crashing oh god it hurts. It hurts so much oh.

Oh Doc.

If only you were here oh god I know how it feels now doc can you hear me doc?

I feel it, Doc. Doc?

Doc.

Doc Hudson!

I'm crashing!

Doc! Sally! Mater!

I'm crashing.

I can't see a thing.

Ow. Ow ow ow owowowowowow. Wow that's painful. Wow. Pretty sure I'm on fire. I can hear a lot of things. Ambulance. Screaming. I can smell. Oil. Fire. Ow.

Sally, are you there? It's okay. I think I'll be alive.

If doc could survive it I might too.

Doc.

Doc.

Doc I crashed.

Doc?

Oh Ford. King. King I. Crashed. Chick Hicks, even you.

I crashed. Isn't he part of the racing sports network?

Jeepus Chrysler. He's going to make fun of my crash. Is he? I don't know. I haven't seen him in years.

Oh god. It hurts.

Ow.

Doc. It hurts.

Doc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh h