Bella POV

Well this was expected. The guys were, of course, dragging us along to get a Christmas tree. I mean, since when did vampires celebrate the birth of Christ? Honestly.

With Edward driving the car it was only a short trip. But why did he allow Jacob to come?

"We're here!" Jacob and Edward chorused. Okay, something was up… Oh.

"Wow," Rennesmee and I awed.

Edward had pulled the Volvo up to the edge of a forest of noble firs. That is, fifty foot nobles.

We could see Rose outside of Emmett's jeep looking up and saying, "So this is what you meant by 'Big enough for you?'"

Carlisle called everyone together. We split into teams to find a tree.

An hour later Emmett called out, "YES!!! THIS IS IT!!!" and started doing a numa numa-type victory dance.

"Well this looks great!" Carlisle exclaimed. Edward and I, followed by Jacob and Rennesmee, rounded a tree and gaped.

"Well good thing we brought Jacob," I said. The tree must have been at least one hundred feet tall.

"Okay Emmett, get the 'special' chainsaw," Esmé called. What does that mean? I thought, letting Edward read my mind.

"You'll see…" He replied. Huh? Oh… Emmett came back holding something that looked like a monster truck and chainsaw's kid. It would probably make that guy from Saw cry.

"He built it using a Hemi engine," Edward explained.

"Cool," Jacob awed. Only minutes later was the tree down.

"That was quick honey, and I have an idea for role play…" Rose cooed.

"Steering away from that, where's Alice?" Edward asked.

"UGGH! Get this tree offa me!!!" Alice barked.

"Damn you, Emmett!!!" Jasper growled as he tried to get the tree off Alice, "Edward, Jacob! Help!" As Edward, Jacob, and Jasper got the tree off Alice, Emmett was on the ground laughing. Seconds later, Alice was standing next to the tree covered in sap and pine needles.

"Emmett, you realize that there shan't be a Christmas for you, since you'll be nothing but scattered ashes?" Alice stated.

"Aw come on Alice, he didn't mean to!" Rose argued.

"What? Wait…Uh yeah! Alice I didn't mean to!" Emmett retorted.

"Ok, then I'll take back that really cool present that I got you for Christmas," Alice shot back.

"Crap," Emmett replied.

After we had gotten the tree back to the house and got the tree in the stand, Emmett decided to change socks. Guess he didn't like that piney smell on his feet.

"AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!" Emmett yelled.

"Alice that was too mean, funny, but mean," Edward scolded. Emmett ran down with his sock drawer… full of coal.