My first try for fanfiction so respond if you liked it or something needs to change. Also I was not sure anymore if it was Brooklyn the hulk had destroyed or some other town in New York. If you know the answer could send it to me so I can change it in the story. Hope you like it.
A group of people were standing for a building in Brooklyn and a Young woman with brown hair was standing in front of the group .
" Guys this is a mission a important mission and we will not leave until we have faced this battle and task. And we can leave this territory with our heads held high and we can be proud of our self that we did something good for the people. " I said to the guys in front of me while they stood in a line.
There was some coughing heard and Tony Stark stood a bit forward and started talking. " Ro, you do know that we are standing in front of a cinema. No battlefield action going on in here. Unless our good friend next to me goes wild and turns green and starts destroying Brooklyn like the last time he did. No offence to you big guy ." Tony said to Bruce who was standing a bit awkward.
In the meantime they heard a annoying tune what sounded like a mix of teenage ninja turtles and the intro of star wars. The Avengers all started to look around what the source was from the annoying tune. They all looked to there left and they saw on the end of the line Hawkeye aka Clint was the source of the annoying tune. They all started to stare at him and Clint got irriated and yelled " WHAT ?" to the rest.
"Cant a guy just not whistle anymore. And I still don't get it Ro how you got Fury to approve to this little mission of yours. Did you know how long it took just to get Captain Rogers over there to the bookshop on the corner of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters " Clint said annoyed and a little bit hurt on his pride to the woman in front of him.
"Yeah, yeah Clint. We all know it took you forty days only just to apply for the day out to the bookstore. Stop nagging about it or else you just turn out like Fury." Ro said back to Clint.
"Bitter , sad and with one eye." She said to him.
Clint wanted to react back on the one eye thing when Steve interrupted him before he could even start against Ro.
"Well how I appreciate the coming back to Brooklyn and also thank you Clint for trying to take me to the bookstore." Steve said. "I didn't try it was just hard to get it to work" Clint mumbled a bit angry at the choice of words from Steve.
"I think we all want to know ma´am why we are standing in front of the cinema. Because we all had some other things planned . Not that we don't want to be here with you ma'am I mean Ro." He said again and just saved himself on the end by saying Ro´s name and not ma'am. Because Ro hated it to be called ma'am it made her sound older then she was.
"Well guys if you finally let me talk and explain myself we can continue on this trip and leave Clint's hurting pride behind. And FIY Clint Fury just likes me better. " Ro said.
"Alright so I started this little project of my with the approval of a one mister one eye Fury. We are all going on a few trips to know how the people live these days and what they like to do in the 21st century. " Ro said proudly to the guys with a big smile on here face.
"A trip ? Am I hearing you right Ro you want to go with us on trip. " Tony said to her full of astonishment in his voice. And Ro nodded to him while bouncing happily on her heels. " Are you nuts " Bruce said to her while he was looking at here like she was crazy.
"You want to take the Avengers on trip. Have you seen us lately Ro we are not like normal people. One of us is a super soldier from another time, one is a god and not even from this planet, another is some super smart asshole guy from California. And then you have two assassins from a secret agency and me who can turn into a green monster and destroy everything like I did last time I was here." Bruce said to her trying to make her understand.
Ro signed loudly and looked to the men in front of her again and said. " I know that's why we are doing it to mingle better with the people and trying to understand them. But in our way we are doing it as a team."
"Okay ma.. I mean Ro. You got Fury to approve this so you took a lot of trouble to get this together. We will hear you out and do this little trip of yours right guys? " Steve said while looking to the rest of the Avengers.
" Right" they said all together.
Ro started bouncing on her heels again and smiling. She jumped to Steve and gave him a big hug. " Thank you, thank you, thank you" she said to him while Steve got a bit awkward and got a little blush on his face.
She jumped back to her place when she saw Steve's blush on his face. After all those years he still got a blush when being hugged by a woman.
"Alright lets get this party started and follow me into the cinema guys. " And Ro bounced to the entrance of the cinema and the Avengers just followed the crazy little lady in front of them.
Inside of the cinema the guys looked around and saw Ro drooling in front of one of the movie posters that were hanging inside. They walked to there and they looked over her head and saw some half naked guys on the poster.
Ro felt them standing behind her and she started to talk to Clint. "Hey Clint is Natasha coming or was she still in someplace like China and probably maybe in Beijing what I cant possibly know because it is like a top secret in S.H.I.E.L.D. But I still maybe guessed because I am that smart and awesome and I have great sources who tell me everything."
Clint looked at her and was wondering how the hell she always somehow knows these things but still answered on her question "Yeah Tasha is still away on her mission. And your sources arent that great , Martha the sandwich lady just gossips alot. Half of what she is telling you is not true Ro"
Ro got a bit of disappointed look on her face" To bad otherwise we could go to this movie she would defiantly liked it . And Martha is not always wrong do you remember Bagdad and the hamster incident. She got that right. " Ro said while pointing to the movie poster with the half naked guys on it.
"That was just a lucky guess Ro" Clint said while trying to get the hamster incident out of his head those were bad memories.
"Magic Mike" Steve said while looking at the poster with the men on it. Something did defiantly change because in his time these kind of things would not happen. And it almost made Steve blush just looking at the poster of half naked men.
" Jesus Ro this movie is almost like some kind of porn. Thank god Natasha is not here. Because no way in hell I would go to this kind of movie. I rather go to a meeting where normally Pepper is nagging about." Tony said to Ro.
It looked like torture to him and he already heard the woman talk about it in Stark tower. How wonderful the movie was and how great the actors. What did those guys had he didn't had.
"To bad you would really miss something Stark." Ro said a bit laughing to Tony when she heard his reaction.
When all of a sudden Ro couldn't see anymore because somebody was holding his hands before her eyes.
"Those are no pictures a fair maiden like you Aurora should look at." Thor said to her.
"Really Thor Ro has seen worse believe me I even think with all those images in her head she can start her own porn. No protecting this fair maiden eyes is needed here man of thunder" Clint said while biting on his cheek for not laughing out loud. At Thor´s try for protecting Ro against the evil pictures.
Thor took his hands away and looked and the brown haired maiden in front of him. " Is this true Aurora did you seen more then these pictures in your life." He said to Ro.
She turned around and looked at him and got a bit of a blush on her face . "Uhm it is true Thor but it is not like Clint said its not that bad. Like I slept with a lot of men because I DIDN'T." she said to him. Trying to not sound so bad to Thor because she like him.
Thor gave a bit of a sign of relieve that his fair maiden didn't gave herself away to every men on this planet.
" Well if the lovebirds are ready with there confessions of seeing porn and sleeping around we can continue on our great trip" Tony said trying to stop the love fest from Thor and Ro. It was not something he wanted to see again because he saw enough of it in the war with Loki.
And so the Avengers continued on their journey.
End of part 1 trip to the movie