Christmas with the Bandicoots
Author's note: Hey guys! I am back for another story. This story is called "Christmas with the Bandicoots". It is a Crash Bandicoot story. In this fanfic, we'll see how the Bandicoots and other characters' Christmas went. Dr Cortex tries to ruin the Bandicoot's Christmas and kill them, but as usual, goodness prevails over evil!
Disclaimer: I am only a fan of Crash Bandicoot. All characters in this story belong to the creators of the games, unless otherwise indicated.
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Chapter 1: Making the big dinner and plans
Aku-Aku was in his kitchen. He was cooking food. Food for a big dinner. "I can't wait to have this dinner," said Aku-Aku, "It's going to be real good. I am so glad everyone is here for the dinner and Christmas,". Aku-Aku was so happy that all of his family was there for this time of joy. This is just the greatest time of the year in Aku-Aku's eyes because of all the peace (or so it's to be said) and joy in the air. Coco then came into the room. "Hi, daddy (yes, in my stories, Coco is the daughter of Aku-Aku)," Coco said happily. "Hello Coco," Aku-Aku, greeting her with a warm smile. "I can't believe it's already Christmas Eve," said Coco. "Me either. Just yesterday it seems like, it was summer!" Aku-Aku exclaimed. "What are you making, daddy?" asked Coco. "I will tell you soon enough, pumpkin," said Aku-Aku.
Dr. Cortex was in his bedroom, admiring some paintings on his walls. "These are really nice paintings ---,". A loud knock suddenly pulled Dr Cortex from his thoughts. "WHO IS IT!!?!" he screamed. "It's me, boss," said N Gin. "Can you not see that I was in deep thought here?!" Dr Cortex snapped at N Gin. "I apologize for that, sir, but there's something I REALLY have to tell you," N Gin said. "What?" Dr Cortex bluntly asked. "Well ... I think I should shut the door," said N. Gin, shutting the door behind him. "Why are you shutting the door? Want to jump my bones or something?" asked Dr. Cortex, scarcastally. "No!" N Gin exclaimed. "Then why the hell are you shutting my door?! Got some big secret to spill?!?" Dr Cortex said in a shrill voice.
N. Gin: Noooo .... it's about the Bandicoots.
Dr. Cortex [smirk spreads across face]: Oh really??
N. Gin: Yes.
Dr. Cortex: Tell me.
N. Gin: Okay, the Bandicoots are making a big dinner right now as I speak to you. The whole family is there. Pinestripe tells me they've been all happy that you're not around and there's so much .... oh god ... what a gross word ... JOY.
Dr. Cortex [nearly throws up]: Oh god! How gay! That is SO sickening!
N. Gin: I know, sir. It's very nasty. Which is why you should put an end to it.
Dr. Cortex: You think so?
N. Gin: Yes.
Dr. Cortex: I'm afraid that I cannot do that.
N. Gin: Why?
Dr. Cortex: [sigh]: You know why. Those damn Bandicoots always have their little goodness stuff prevail over us! Evil can NEVER win with them!! THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY AROUND US!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! ARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! [throws a vase at one of his paintings. It breaks. He breathes real hard]: I want to kill somebody. Now. N. Gin, get the phone and call up Uka-Uka! Tell him I need to see him right away. I have a plan. Then after that, tell everybody to meet at the round table. I got something real nasty planned for those darn Bandicoots!
N. Gin: [excitedly]: Okay sir. I'll do it right away! [rushes out of the room, slamming door really hard. Another painting breaks].
Dr. Cortex: ARGHHHH!!!! THAT IDIOT!!!
Back with the Bandicoots, Aku-Aku was almost finished with making the big Christmas Eve dinner. About 85 percent of it was done. He could not wait to have his family and himself eat this wonderful dinner. He heard joy and laughter in the living room as he was finishing up his cooking. It was a blessing to hear your family have fun, in Aku-Aku's eyes. Not all families were that way. Just as Aku-Aku was finishing up on his thoughts, Crash zoomed into the room. "Dad, when is the food going to be ready? Mom wants to know," said Crash. "Tell her I'll be done with it in like, three minutes, okay?" Aku-Aku explained to Crash. "All righty, dad," Crash said, zooming back into the living room. Aku-Aku went back to cooking the food.
Dr. Cortex, N. Gin, Pinestripe, Spike (made up cousin of Tiny; hates Tiny's guts though), Dingodile, Nina, N. Brio, Ripper and Rita Roo, and Nina's best friend named Theresa (made up character) were spying through the windows, looking on with hatred of this "wonderful" family.
Dr. Cortex: Ughhh .... all of that "joy" and "happiness" makes me totally sick!
N. Gin: I know. It's sickening.
Ripper Roo: YOUARESOFILLEDWITHHATEAGAINYOUSONOFAROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [bounces up and down]
Dr. Cortex: Rita! Keep him calm!
Rita Roo: Ripper, calm down!
Ripper Roo: SMASHWINDOWSTIME!! [attempts to smash a window but gets pulled back by Rita Roo]
Rita Roo: RIPPER!!!
N. Brio: Quiet down!
Rita Roo: Shut up or I'll go off my meds. And you wouldn't want that, would you?
N. Gin: No, please. We don't need another Ripper on our hands.
Dr. Cortex: Yeah. I'll always remember the time Rita tore off my bedroom door off it's hinges in the middle of the night and tried to eat me when she didn't take her meds. That was the scariest moment of my life.
Rita Roo: .... I did that???
Dr. Cortex: .... Yes. Why?
Rita Roo: .... Oh my god ... I'M SO SORRY!!!! [bursts into tears]
Dr. Cortex: ... It's ... all right.
Ripper Roo: MYSISTERISCRYINGISHALLRIPPERYOUTOPIECESDRCORTEXFORMAKINGHERCRYCOMEHERERITAILLGIVEYOUABIGGOHUGGIERITAYOUKNOWILOVEYOUTOOMUCHFORPEOPLETOMAKEYOUCRY!!!!!!!! [bounces up and down again].
Everyone: Ripper!
Ripper Roo: IWASJUSTTRYINGTOHELPYOUKNOWILOVEMYSISTER!!!
Koala Kong: [comes from out of nowhere]: We know but you can't make a scene otherwise they know we here and we in trouble.
N. Gin: Exactly. Say, where's Uka-Uka? Wasn't he coming?
Everyone else: Who cares?
Uka-Uka: [comes from out of nowhere also; very pissed off]: ME!
Everyone: [gasps]
Nina: Oh my GOSH! We're so sorry!!
Uka-Uka: Yeah right! Just for that, you're all fired!!
Dr. Cortex: We're so sorry!! Please, forgive me of my sins, sir! I'll take care of all these idiots for you for their out-of-line remarks, trust me, sir.
Uka-Uka: Why should I trust any of you, especially after that uncalled for comment?! It completey pisses me off when I DON'T HAVE FREAKING LOYAL SERVANTS!!! HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE TALK BEHIND ME BACK, WITHOUT FEELING ANY REMORSE FOR IT!!!??!! HOW?!!!?! [breathes heavily for a minute]: Okay, Dr. Cortex, take care of them for me, but if you mess up AT ALL, YOU'RE DEAD!! GOT IT!?!
Dr. Cortex: Yes ... sir [whimpers]
Uka-Uka: Good! Now, let's get to work, my idiots. I want those Bandicoots in cold blood for their holiday.
Dr. Cortex: Me too, sir, me too.
Uka-Uka: How can we make them end up that way?
Dr. Cortex: Hmmm ... we could sneak in through a back door or vent and once we're in, we grab any weapons in site and murder 'em!
Uka-Uka: You IDIOT! The police will know FOR SURE that it was foul play! We need to kill them, but I don't need the media spying on us and the cops catching us. We need to make the deaths look accidental. We need stuff like tables, lights, whatever to fall on them, or have them fall down stairs, you know, things like that. We also need to harass them before they die. Perfect plan, isn't it?
Everyone but Nina: Yes!
Nina: Wait. How are we going to "harass" them?
Uka-Uka: Well, I had planned that we remind them of their failures in the past and stuff like that, and also make them hate each other.
Dr. Cortex: That sounds excellent! Even I couldn't think of something like that!
Uka-Uka: I'm a good planner, aren't I?
Everyone but Nina: Yes!
Nina: I'm not sure if I like that plan.
Uka-Uka: DON'T QUESTION ME, LITTLE GIRL!!! DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AND DON'T LIKE ANYWAY!!! YOU WORK FOR ME, GIRL!
Nina: I'm ---
Dr. Cortex: SHUT UP, NOW, NINA!
Nina: FINE!!!
Dr. Cortex: Sir, when should we go in?
Uka-Uka: Five minutes. At 5:00 (it was 4:55pm).
Dr. Cortex: Okay.
Uka-Uka: You idiots have better not mess up on this. I've worked sweat and blood on this plan! And don't even DARE to start before or after 5:00, otherwise I will kill EVERYBODY standing here.
Everyone: Yes sir.
Now the plan was in place. They were to ruin the Bandicoot's Christmas, and their lives, once and for all. Will they prevail? Find out in the next chapter!
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Well, that's the end of this chapter. What do you guys think? Is the story good so far? I hope it is. Stick around for the mayhem in Chapter 2. Peace out to everyone, and Merry Christmas/Happy New Year's to all! R&R please.
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Animefan57