Decepticons Getting High
A/N
Here, the Cons' get coffengon and use it. Enjoy!
Decepticons Base, Megatron's POV
"What caused our spy to glitch?" I asked.
"Some sort of chemical in their energon. Earth metal doesn't respond well to energon. It over-energized the little spy," ShockWave, my main scientist, explained.
"Hmmm… Copy it and put it into the energon supply. Now we don't have to use up our resources as quickly."
Shockwave nodded and went straight to work. He was done in about two hours and put it into the rations. I was pleased with his work. I went to recharge proud that we would be using less energon. This may finally give us the edge we need to end this war, once and for all.
The next morning, Megatron's POV
I awoke to SoundWave singing Price Tag by Jessie J in my berthroom. He had a bright polka dotted party hat and a large pink pig. He handed me my energon ration. I raised an optic ridge at my SIC's actions, but didn't voice my opinion. I went to the main deck to see how our course was doing. Lo and behold, the entire crew was acting up!
ShockWave was jumping around with a fluffy tutu on and holding a fairy wand.
Barricade kept transforming, driving into the wall, transforming back into his bi-pedal mode, yelling at the wall, and repeating.
BlackOut was flying in circles dangerously close to the ceiling while talking so fast that Blurr would have trouble keeping up.
Scalpel was chasing a bunny rabbit around whilst having his surgical blades out.
Frenzy was dancing to obnoxious music at full volume, and then he started hot gluing stickers to himself.
The Dreads held hands and spun in a circle while singing,
"Ring around the posy,
Pocket full of rosey,
Fire, Fire, we all slam down,"
Then they would body slam each other.
StarScream was trying to hit on BoneCrusher who was running away and screaming.
Brawl and Devastator were painting each other with pink and green paints.
Ravage was acting like a common earth dog. He was trying to chase Lazerbeak who had a teddy bear clutched in his talons. LazerBeak kept screeching,
"It is mine!"
While Ravage barked at him.
I suddenly and strangely had an urge to join BlackOut. I transformed and flew up there with him. We started crashing on purpose, falling to the ground, and repeating. I started talking fast as well. The last thing I remembered was being painted pink with green stripes, covered in stickers, and duct taped to the wall. I fell into a shallow recharge, but recharge all the same.
Megatron's POV
I woke up the next morning with one of the worst over-energized helm ache ever. I was snuggled with a large teddy bear and had a large green mustache attached to my face.
"What the All-Spark happened?" I yelled out to no one.
A few days later….
"ShockWave, I want that energon burned to the Pit and back. Destroy it. I don't care how, just do it," I commanded my head scientist.
"Yes, lord Megatron. I will do it as soon as possible."
I went back to my job of scrubbing the remains of pink and green off of my original paint, picking bear stuffing and fabric out of my gears, and peeling off stickers. Curse those Autobots and their special energon chemicals. We are still picking pieces of BlackOut's blades from the ceiling and the Vehicons say that they can have the wall replaced by Monday. If anyone ever brings that stuff here again, I will personally offline them and give their body to Scalpel.