A/N: At six years old, I was understandably a terrible writer. I was also a HUGE nerd; my father had just read the entire LotR trilogy to me, and I spent most of my time playing in the woods imagining that I was fighting Orcs. This was back in 1998/99, well before the Jackson trilogy was released. At the time, I thought it was a brilliant and original idea to write fanfiction of my playtime stories.
In any case, I submit this for your amusement. I only wish I could include the illustrations! I remember showing this story to my parents, who attempt to explain copyright laws to me. I kept this piece of crap for years, until I had ceased to be embarrassed by the sheer stupidity of it and found it amusing. In any case, it bears the original title. No spelling corrections have been made.
When Frodo grew up at bagend in Hobbiton, Gandoff the wiserd with the berd came to see him and his cusen pippen who was a girl hobbit. 'The ring is evil Frodo you need to go to mordor to kill it in a volcano at a mounten doom!" he said for sam to go with him which was good becus Sam was brav. They left the shire and went with mary but not pippen. Frodo took the ring and they were chased by bad gys called black riders who worked for the badest guy saron. When they got to the uther house pippen was there and said "I want to come with you to" but it was to dangerus so she had to disgis herself like a boy hobbit. She cut her hair. She falowed them. They had to fite trees that ate hobbits an gosts. when the fellowship left rivendale she came along and they new her not. then one day they were going to the moria and had to cross a brige. there was a gloop monster! It ataked Frodo! Pippen had to fite it and sam killed it. when she leaped away, pippens digis fell off! The fellowship was quite and then gandoff said 'you have to go home. wer sorry but you must not come to mordor. he cast a wiserd spell and pippen was back home! she desided to work for gondor and treeberd and then went to his house and had a drink that made her grow up. she fogut like aowin and killed goblens. When the war was ovre she went home and becam the qeen of the shire! Frodo sad he was sorry abot the feloship and then the bad wiserd was killed by his survint and they lived happy ever after. but then frodo and sam went to valnor where ther were indiuns! they had many adventiurs but that is for a nother story that tolkin rote. THE END.