Bella, Alice and Jacob-Scary Doom!

"Edward, I'll be fine. Alice will be there."

"Fine. But try not to hurt yourself too badly."

"Wasn't planning to." If Edward had paid attention then, he would have seen a slightly evil glint in Bella's eyes. But, unfortunately, he didn't.

AT THE DANCE!

"Hi Jacob! What are you doing here? And where are all the rest of the guys?"

"Oh, hi, Bells. I came to have some fun! And the guys will be here soon. They got a little tied up. They can't decide what car to take, and they don't want to go in separate cars. They said something about polluting corn or something like that. CAKE!!!!!!!"

The last was screamed out by everyone as the waitresses and waiters handed out cake. They gave huge pieces to Bella, Alice, and Jacob.

"No fair, Bella's is bigger!"

"Here Jake, you can have mine and I'll have yours."

"YAY!"

Jacob began wolfing his down. (Get it? WOLFING?) Bella leaned over to Alice.

"I dare you to eat all of that with ten glasses of beer."

"You are on!"

"But you can't throw up until we go home at 10 o'clock!"

"Deal!" And with that, Alice began to eat her cake. She finished it soon and moved on to her beer. After the tenth Alice was acting kind of funny. Jacob was also acting funny after his 50th piece of cake. He began to sing "I'm a little teapot."

Alice was lunging at random people. She would go "Hi I'm Alice and I'm going to eat you! Mwahahaha! Prepare to die, mortals, for batgirl, batman's partner, is hungry, and wants to eat YOU! Bye now!" Then she would go on to the next person.

"Alice, let's go home now. And maybe we better bring Jacob." Bella looked over at Jacob, who was trying to find a knife so he could stab people on his hit list. The people on his hit list happened to be everyone in the building except Bella and Alice and also the president, the CIA, the FBI, and the Secret Service. And he was almost to the sharp, scary knife.

"Jacob, come on, we have to get to Alice's house! The CIA, FBI, and Secret Services are there, but if we don't go now we won't catch them and you won't be able to kill them." Jacob ran over on all fours.

"I'm a mean wolf that's going to kill them all, and then I'll come back for them!" Everyone decided it would be a good time to leave right after Bella, Alice and Jacob left.

"Alice, help me with Jacob."

"No way, he is evil Mr. Doom. Batman's arch-enemy. I can't fight him! Batman told everyone that he would not go after him because it was too dangerous and we weren't allowed to take him on either! You're brave to take him on. But be careful or he'll vaporize you and me and that wouldn't be fun. I'm a cute little bunny wabbit. Hippity hoppity, hippity hoppity…" She hopped into the car. Bella groaned.

AT THE CULLENS

"Oh, no Bella! OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! We forgot to buy beer! I'll go to the store and buy some right NOW!" With that Alice left for the beer store.