Disclaimers: Yadda yadda ... I do not own Gundam Wing, yadda yadda, I do not own any other yadda yadda anime that I may happen to mention. But I DO own Ume Kuhonu, Skye Raine, Eterna Vision, *and* Starsatyre. I also made up all the names of the places. o_o;;
My lame attempt at humor. The G-boys must travel to another world, Hummahummawarga, to recover the Cater Rod. I was somehow inspired by "A Long, Adventurous, Mystical Journey." Go figure. O_o;; Warning: Shounen-ai.
Key thingy:
[] = Emotocon to show emotion
* = Inhanced word.
:: = Action within a sentance.
"" = Quotes.
'' = Thought.
One rainy day, Ume, Skye, and the G-boys stood in a train station. Duo buisily chowed-down on a cheeseburger, while the others tried to decide the best route to get to Cherry Hill.
Skye: If we take train B, get off at Onika, take train Y, get off at Jeiva, take bus 67 for seven stops, and cross my back yard, we should get there soon.
Heero: Then we'd have *passed* Cherry Hill *five* times, baka.
Skye looked at the map for a second.
Skye: ... Oh yeah. My bad. [oo;;]
Quatre: How about we take train S, switch to X where they cross, get off at Mumaro, take bus 5, transfer to bus 87, get off at Sero, take train A, get off at the airport, take a plane to San Francisco, then fly to Humero airport, and take train B?
Trowa: And, what? Take *five* days to do that?
Quatre: Umm.. yeah?
Heero: Bakas..
Ume: I'VE GOT IT! Lets take train R! [^____________^!]
Everyone stares at the map, surprised the Ume, of all people, found the simplest route, while Ume did a victory dance, full of spins and jumps, drawing attention to them. Wufei grabs Ume, making her stop.
Wufei: Stop that! [--']
Ume: Sorryyyyy. [^^;]
Skye: So... lets go.
Ume: Dun froget about *my* Duo-e-wuo-e!
Heero: DUO! You done? ::Annoyed, as always, about how Ume seemed to claim Duo as hers, even thought everyone knew he and Duo were a couple.::
Duo: ::Muffled by full mouth:: Yup.
Trowa: So, lets go.
Mysterious voice: Not so fast!
Everyone spun around quickly, to find themselves looking at a 17-year-old girl, with crimson hair, and wearing a long, gothic, black dress, impossibly high black heels, several cross necklaces, and large cross earings.
Wufei: Who the *hell* are *you*?
Mysterious Girl: *I* am Eterna Vision! But *you* can call me Eterna-hime, or preferrably, Eterna-hime-sama.
Quatre: ::Sparkly eyes:: How do you do thaaaat??
Eterna: What? Float?
Quatre nodded enthousiatically. Eterna snaps her fingers, and an new, slightly-bigger-than-pocket-sized book appeared in her hand, and she thrusted it out for everyone to see.
Eterna: Guide For Anime Super Villians!
Skye: ... That says "Learn To Speak Spanish."
Eterna turned to book to look at it, for the first time.
Eterna: ... Oh yeah. Wrong book.
That book dissapears, and an old, thick, tattered, brown book appeared in her hands. She checked it first, before thursting it out for everyone to see.
Eterna: This one!
Everyone looked at the book for a second.
Ume: So... this book. Can I buy one in a store?
Eterna: No, of course not.
Ume: Damn.
Skye: How does this tell us how you can fly?
Eterna: Well.. it doesn't, but this does!
She opens it to a dog-eared page, still thrusting it out. Everyone gets wide-eyed. [O_O..] Eterna peaks at the page.
Eterna: Oh. Whoops. Wrong page. Can you believe *some* people acctually use that method to kill? Sheez. Too much ooz and gooz. I've got *way* too many pages marked.
Flipping a few pages over, she re-thrusted the book out.
Eterna: See? *This* page says that all anime super villians are aloud to break the laws of gravity, except when we're in a really big battle, and it'd be really handy.
Heero: So? And this is important to us because...?
Eterna: Well, you see, I've turned Duo into a mass chow-hound, and I made Ume really smart.. and.. um.. I can turn you all into mass lumps of metallic pork livers!
Duo: Metallic pork livers..? Yummy... ::Drools, is already eating a million-scoop ice cream cone.::
Ume: You mean I'm only smart because of *you*?
Eterna: Yup!
Ume: DAMNED!
Quatre: Shhh. No swearing. ::Tsk tsk.::
Eterna: And to turn you back, you all have to travel to my world.. called.. Hummahummawarga. And you have to.. recover the.. CATER ROD from my fort, which is floating *two* and a *half* feet above the ground! And then you can all come home and live happily ever after.
Wufei: And what if we don't?
Eterna: I'll turn you all into lumps of metallic pork livers.
Duo: Metallic pork livers... ::Drool, eating fish sticks, after finishing his ice cream.::
Eterna: Now, you must go... because... I said so!
Heero: Just go away..
But it was too late. The group had already be sucked up into blackness. The G-boys, plus Ume and Skye, found themselves in a black pit, with a ladder. They all climbed the ladder, one after another, and found themselves underwater.
Trowa: WtF...?
Eterna's voice: DAMMIT! Wrong world.
Clangs and bangs come from no where.
Eterna's voice: Come on, you stupid thing! WORK!
Skye: Thing? What thing?
Eterna's voice: Nothing for you to worry about.
Quatre: So, where are we?
Eterna's voice: None of you're buisness.
More clangs and bangs come from no where.
Eterna's voice: AHA!
And suddenly, the group is sucked into blackness again. Then they find themselves in a forest, with grass, birds, trees, and standing next to a small stream. Of course, the trees were cardboard, the grass was really astro turf, the stream was painted on, and the birds were origami paper cranes, strung on fising line, hanging from the sky, which *should* be impossible. And, if to make things worse, they were all wearing Sailor Moon outfits.
Ume: Oh my God..
... To be continued!
Note: Cater means diagonally. I picked it randomly from the GIGANTIC dictionairy. Muwah. o_O;
My lame attempt at humor. The G-boys must travel to another world, Hummahummawarga, to recover the Cater Rod. I was somehow inspired by "A Long, Adventurous, Mystical Journey." Go figure. O_o;; Warning: Shounen-ai.
Key thingy:
[] = Emotocon to show emotion
* = Inhanced word.
:: = Action within a sentance.
"" = Quotes.
'' = Thought.
One rainy day, Ume, Skye, and the G-boys stood in a train station. Duo buisily chowed-down on a cheeseburger, while the others tried to decide the best route to get to Cherry Hill.
Skye: If we take train B, get off at Onika, take train Y, get off at Jeiva, take bus 67 for seven stops, and cross my back yard, we should get there soon.
Heero: Then we'd have *passed* Cherry Hill *five* times, baka.
Skye looked at the map for a second.
Skye: ... Oh yeah. My bad. [oo;;]
Quatre: How about we take train S, switch to X where they cross, get off at Mumaro, take bus 5, transfer to bus 87, get off at Sero, take train A, get off at the airport, take a plane to San Francisco, then fly to Humero airport, and take train B?
Trowa: And, what? Take *five* days to do that?
Quatre: Umm.. yeah?
Heero: Bakas..
Ume: I'VE GOT IT! Lets take train R! [^____________^!]
Everyone stares at the map, surprised the Ume, of all people, found the simplest route, while Ume did a victory dance, full of spins and jumps, drawing attention to them. Wufei grabs Ume, making her stop.
Wufei: Stop that! [--']
Ume: Sorryyyyy. [^^;]
Skye: So... lets go.
Ume: Dun froget about *my* Duo-e-wuo-e!
Heero: DUO! You done? ::Annoyed, as always, about how Ume seemed to claim Duo as hers, even thought everyone knew he and Duo were a couple.::
Duo: ::Muffled by full mouth:: Yup.
Trowa: So, lets go.
Mysterious voice: Not so fast!
Everyone spun around quickly, to find themselves looking at a 17-year-old girl, with crimson hair, and wearing a long, gothic, black dress, impossibly high black heels, several cross necklaces, and large cross earings.
Wufei: Who the *hell* are *you*?
Mysterious Girl: *I* am Eterna Vision! But *you* can call me Eterna-hime, or preferrably, Eterna-hime-sama.
Quatre: ::Sparkly eyes:: How do you do thaaaat??
Eterna: What? Float?
Quatre nodded enthousiatically. Eterna snaps her fingers, and an new, slightly-bigger-than-pocket-sized book appeared in her hand, and she thrusted it out for everyone to see.
Eterna: Guide For Anime Super Villians!
Skye: ... That says "Learn To Speak Spanish."
Eterna turned to book to look at it, for the first time.
Eterna: ... Oh yeah. Wrong book.
That book dissapears, and an old, thick, tattered, brown book appeared in her hands. She checked it first, before thursting it out for everyone to see.
Eterna: This one!
Everyone looked at the book for a second.
Ume: So... this book. Can I buy one in a store?
Eterna: No, of course not.
Ume: Damn.
Skye: How does this tell us how you can fly?
Eterna: Well.. it doesn't, but this does!
She opens it to a dog-eared page, still thrusting it out. Everyone gets wide-eyed. [O_O..] Eterna peaks at the page.
Eterna: Oh. Whoops. Wrong page. Can you believe *some* people acctually use that method to kill? Sheez. Too much ooz and gooz. I've got *way* too many pages marked.
Flipping a few pages over, she re-thrusted the book out.
Eterna: See? *This* page says that all anime super villians are aloud to break the laws of gravity, except when we're in a really big battle, and it'd be really handy.
Heero: So? And this is important to us because...?
Eterna: Well, you see, I've turned Duo into a mass chow-hound, and I made Ume really smart.. and.. um.. I can turn you all into mass lumps of metallic pork livers!
Duo: Metallic pork livers..? Yummy... ::Drools, is already eating a million-scoop ice cream cone.::
Ume: You mean I'm only smart because of *you*?
Eterna: Yup!
Ume: DAMNED!
Quatre: Shhh. No swearing. ::Tsk tsk.::
Eterna: And to turn you back, you all have to travel to my world.. called.. Hummahummawarga. And you have to.. recover the.. CATER ROD from my fort, which is floating *two* and a *half* feet above the ground! And then you can all come home and live happily ever after.
Wufei: And what if we don't?
Eterna: I'll turn you all into lumps of metallic pork livers.
Duo: Metallic pork livers... ::Drool, eating fish sticks, after finishing his ice cream.::
Eterna: Now, you must go... because... I said so!
Heero: Just go away..
But it was too late. The group had already be sucked up into blackness. The G-boys, plus Ume and Skye, found themselves in a black pit, with a ladder. They all climbed the ladder, one after another, and found themselves underwater.
Trowa: WtF...?
Eterna's voice: DAMMIT! Wrong world.
Clangs and bangs come from no where.
Eterna's voice: Come on, you stupid thing! WORK!
Skye: Thing? What thing?
Eterna's voice: Nothing for you to worry about.
Quatre: So, where are we?
Eterna's voice: None of you're buisness.
More clangs and bangs come from no where.
Eterna's voice: AHA!
And suddenly, the group is sucked into blackness again. Then they find themselves in a forest, with grass, birds, trees, and standing next to a small stream. Of course, the trees were cardboard, the grass was really astro turf, the stream was painted on, and the birds were origami paper cranes, strung on fising line, hanging from the sky, which *should* be impossible. And, if to make things worse, they were all wearing Sailor Moon outfits.
Ume: Oh my God..
... To be continued!
Note: Cater means diagonally. I picked it randomly from the GIGANTIC dictionairy. Muwah. o_O;