A Touch of Heaven
Summary: There's never a dull moment when Yoruichi is around. Even she can turn a lazy day at the office into anything but dull for Soifon. - Yoru/Soi Drabble/One-shot
Rating: M for fondling???
Genre: General/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of its characters I simply use them periodically for my own amusement.
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"Soi?"
"Hmm…" the girl answered from her desk not bothering to look up from the stack of paperwork she had been meticulously filling out for hours now.
"Are my boobs getting bigger?" Yoruichi asked from the couch as she stared down at her chest.
Soi's head snapped up at the question only to find the cocoa skinned woman cupping herself gently and giving her assets a slight jiggle.
Soi's face immediately turned a bright red as all her blood flooded her cheeks. "W-what?" she squeaked trying to tear her gaze from the woman's curves.
"My boobs, are they getting bigger?" Yoruichi questioned seriously, looking up at Soi.
The younger of the two was at a loss. Soi had caught no hint of the tanned woman's usual teasing nature nor that playful look that was commonly present in her eyes. She seemed genuinely curious about the matter and this horrified the captain; did Yoruichi actually expect her to answer that?! Soi felt her heart quicken as she continued to watch the woman.
Yoruichi gave herself a squeeze and gently tested the weight of each orb in her hands. "I mean, before they were only like twice the size of yours but now they're like triple the size." Yoruichi commented pushing her breasts up further to where they were nearly touching her chin before letting them bounce back down again.
Soi blanched and her head started to feel woozy. "Y-yoru…"
But the woman continued, lost in her own musings. "Geez they're almost as big as Rangiku's," Yoruichi gasped somewhat in shock but Soi could hear a hint of amazement in her voice. "Could you imagine?!"
Unfortunately for Soi her imagination was in perfect working condition and her mind supplied her with a vision of the dark skinned woman poured into a tight white button up shirt, the kind she had seen the ryoka parade around in in the world of the living. She could see the fabric straining to hold together with each intake of breath the woman took until it finally succumbed to the pressure as three buttons popped from the front of the garment causing Yoruichi's ample bosom to spill out.
Soi's pen snapped in her hand at the mental picture and her face turned an even darker shade of crimson.
"Seriously Soi," the goddess continued unaware of the effect this conversation was having on her former pupil. "Feel this!"
The woman got up and made her way to Soifon's desk unabashedly grabbing the girl's hand and squeezing it onto her chest. "See what I mean, totally bigger right?" Yoruichi asked.
However in the instant Soi's hand touched her sempai's supple flesh her mind shut down and she was left dumbfounded. As Yoruichi continued to hold the appendage tight against her chest awaiting an answer Soi could feel her blood pressure skyrocket. Having no other outlet for the excess liquid to go a stream of blood slowly leaked from the girl's nose and onto the papers below.
"Soi?" Yoruichi questioned.
The next thing she knew the hand within her grasp went lax as Soifon's unconscious body slid from its chair, crumpling onto the floor behind her desk. Yoruichi blinked as she peered over the heavy oak furniture confused at the seemingly lifeless body of her friend. "Uh…Soi?"
Nothing.
Yoruichi raised an elegant brow as she leaned further across the desk. "…Soi?…"