A/N: Yes, a parody of "Payphone"! I haven't played the original Game Boy, but I'm hoping I got pretty close to it. And about Wiz's rap, I got rid of it because I couldn't come up with anything. Sorry.

Game Boy

Parody of "Payphone" by Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa

New lyrics by That Gamer

I'm playing Game Boy trying to beat the
High score I set with you
I'm playing Kirby and, Super Mario Land
I need help with level two

Yeah I, I could play a nice game of Metroid
The only I'll stop for is
A copy of Wario Land
Or a game of Tetris

I like movie-liscened games
And Castlevania
Mario might seem the same
But the second one's better
I'll play for nights,
My only gripe's
The battery life,
I own "Hit the Ice"
And Megaman stuff
And "AI: Aliens in Paradise"

I'm playing Game Boy trying a new game
I think it's called B.C. 2
I wish there was Contra, but it's long gone
It's needs to charge, what can I do?

I can never get a good grip,
But I think it's all in the wrist
I got every game on my list
And I like games that're in 8-bit

Oh, what system'll come up tommorow?
Touch screens aren't the way
There's this game I'd like to borrow
But you just gave it away.

I called NP's Hot Line
I wasted all of my dough
I think the line was empty,
It's like it was taken down

Got in street fight
Knocked out Joker's lights
Got an extra life
I'm out of time
Lives went to waste
But who's this Bugs Bunny guy?

I'm playing Game Boy with my homeboy
Beating Phinocchio
The outer shell's strong, context's gone
He's playing Dr. Mario

The music is bleeps and blips
You can use the B button to kick
Watch this neat Pokemon trick
I bet you didn't know this did exist

Now I'm playing Game Boy

[8-bit rendition of Wiz Khalifa's rap]

I'm playing Game Boy setting a high score
By the end of round two
Where has the score gone, baby it's all wrong
I thought it was a thousand-two

Virtual Console is so great,
My son loves it and he's eight
C'mon now, don't you be afraid
Go try Game Boy, don't you regret it

I'm playing Game Boy...

A/N: And there you go. I have nothing else to say but "Bonum nocte et fortuna".