Kitayl: Hi, this is me speaking. Bob and Frank are from my other fanfic, Mirror. But I decided to take a break from Mirror for awhile and start a more "funny" one. I do not own the originals whom you should recognize, but I do own Bob, Frank, and others you should be able to tell. X3 Without further ado, I give you "The Adventures of Bob and Frank", or "TAOBAF"…
It was your average normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Then Mario and Luigi got kidnapped by Bowser, which was sort of unique for him in a way. But this time, Peach was being too much of a lazy craphead to go save them herself. Go figure.
"Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap…" Peach mumbled, pacing throughout the castle.
"TOADSWORTH!!!" she yelled, her voice echoing throughout the halls. The old geezer of a Toad instantly appeared, almost out of nowhere. In this fanfic, things like that can happen.
"Y-Yes, Princess?" he stammered. Peach didn't use her "angry voice" unless she was REALLY mad.
"MARIO AND LUIGI JUST GOT KIDNAPPED FIVE MINUTES AGO BY BOWSER AND I'M TOO MUCH OF A LAZY CRAPHEAD TO DO ANYTHING!!!" Peach boomed. Toadsworth bared a sweat drop.
"Erm, but what do you want ME to do, ma'am?"
"I don't know! GET somebody to do it for me!" she explained.
"Umm…like who?"
Meanwhile outside…
A Goomba and a Koopa walked towards the castle. They both wore shady sunglasses and spiked collars, but that didn't necessarily mean they were tough.
The Goomba was none other than Goombaoombasuperkewlasunnyglasseswiggitywiggityschweetmeisterbob III, but everyone just called him Bob.
The Koopa was Koopopolisfrankikeyshadeshellopidopiton, but everybody called him Frank.
Frank and Bob were friends, but were both idiotic idiots who think they're cool. Anyways, they were going door to door selling…Girl Scout Cookies for Grambi-knows-why, but either way, they happened upon the castle, and went inside…
Back in the Castle…
Toadsworth noticed Bob and Frank.
"Erm, how about those guys?" he asked. Peach sighed and shrugged.
"HEY! YOU TWO! You're going on a perilous journey to save Mario and Luigi from Bowser and save the world from the impending darkness that nobody has really noticed yet except Merlon by collecting these stupid things called the "Elemental Crystals" and then we'll all be saved and…ZOMG COOKIES!!!" Peach explained before taking all of the boxes of cookies.
"Yo, I'm down with that. Just give us the bling for the cookies and we call it a deal, word?" Bob said.
"Yo, what my peep here says. No cha-ching, no saving." Frank agreed.
"Fiiiiiiine." Peach mumbled. She gave them 1000 coins, which is scientifically impossible because in the Mario games, you only can have 999 coins.
"Now go. Save the world. I'll support you mentally, I'll be too busy scarfing down my cookies." Peach ordered.
With that, Bob and Frank began their fantastical journey to save the world and all that crap. Basically, the world is doomed…oh well.
To be continued…
Kitayl: 'K, that was the first chapter. Yes it was short, but first chapters usually are. Let's just hope that Bob and Frank get lucky or something and actually manage to save the world. Oh, and let's hope Peach doesn't get overweight from all of those Girl Scout Cookies. Mmm…cookies.
Ciao!