Royal Woods Gazette, March 12th, 2018

Tetherby Civic Center receives huge grant courtesy of Eli Lily

Downtown Royal Woods-The Tetherby Civic Center for artistic and creative kids will be receiving a 2.5 million dollar grant for their art and science departments, as well as their maintenance department. This is yet another act of generosity by the world's leading pharmaceutical company, Eli Lily. In addition to the grant for the civic center, Eli Lily has also given substantial amounts of money to the Royal Woods Memorial Hospital and the Oakland Police Department.

"We are very excited to be receiving this grant," Mrs. Johnson, one of the teachers at the center, "We really appreciate Eli Lily's support in advancing the young minds of the future."

Oakland Times, March 14, 2018

Bizarre Murders Committed in Red Run Forest

Red Run Forest-The mutilated body of forty-two year old Mason Ryan was discovered yesterday in an abandoned lot near his home. Reports say that the body showed evidence of cannibalism, with jaw marks apparently made by human jaws.

Shortly after the discovery of the body by two joggers, Chief Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago issued a brief statement informing the populous that "all possible actions to ensure civilian safety will be taken." The OPA will instigate an investigation into the matter.

Detroit Times, March 15, 2018

Three More Murders in the Royal Woods Area

Red Run Forest- The bodies of Mark Eliot, Olivia Pingry, and Ray Foster were found at the edge of the Red Run Forest. Friends of the deceased claimed that they attempted to find the killers and bring them to justice. Police Chief Santiago has officially set a curfew for ten o'clock PM, and is employing more police hours to ensure the safety of the citizens.

Detroit Times, March 18, 2018

"S.T.A.R.S" Special Tactics and Rescue Squad called into Royal Woods to solve bizarre murders.

S.T.A.R.S office- Following the recent deaths occurring around the Tri-State area, Police Chief Santiago has officially created the Royal Woods Special Tactics and Rescue Squad (or S.T.A.R.S for short) to help solve the murders occurring around the Royal Woods area.

Founded in New York in 1967, the privately funded S.T.A.R.S. organization was originally created as a measure against cult-affiliated terrorism by a group of retired military officials and ex-field operatives from both the CIA and FBI. Under the guidance of former NSDA (National Security and Defense Agency) director Marco Palmieri, the group quickly expanded its services to include everything from hostage negotiation to code breaking and riot control. Working with local police agencies, each branch office in the S.T.A.R.S. is designed to work as a complete unit in itself. The S.T.A.R.S. set up in Royal Woods thanks to donations from local businesses, and is currently led by Captain Chandler Hawkins, who was promoted to the position only six months ago…..

A/N: So, this is a bizarre fic for me to rewrite. I wrote this back in high school almost six years ago for an entirely different fandom. However, upon reflection, I have decided to re-write it for the Loud House fandom. This AU will change quite a few things, and be a little darker than most fics I've written. I hope you all enjoy, and will appreciate any feedback you readers may have.

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