A/N Very random oneshot I'm warning you now! :)
Knock knock
Who's there?
I don't own it
I don't own it who?
I don't own Harry Potter so stop rubbing it in my face will you!
"IN YOUR FACE TOM! WE DESTROYED ALL THE HORCRUXES" yelled Harry.
"NOOOOO! WHY DID I NOT PUT THEM IN A ROCKET SHIP LIKE I ORIGINALLY PLANNED TO? IM GOING TO KILL YOU ANYWAY, POTTER!" voldy replied just as loudly.
"MOVE OUT THE WAY HARRY!" ordered Hermione.
Hermione took a few steps toward voldy...
"AVADA THIS, PUNK!"
She aimed the machine gun at him and released a load if pent up aggression.
"BULLETS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS" with that voldy's knees gave out and he fell down dead on the floor.
"NOOOO! MY SEXY LOVER BOMB!" screamed Bellatrix.
"OH SHUT UP, YOU INSANE BITCH!" She pulled the trigger once more, so she too, fell to the floor with bullets imbedded her crazy purebood body.
Snape appeared the great hall with a pop.
"Hey! That was my idea!" he said.
"I think you'll find that I actually thought of this plan first Professor Snape."
"Damn! I pretended to die and everything!"
And so everyone lived happily ever after and with the elder wand, everyone goody who had died was revived and healed because they didn't go "on" they waited in limbo.
THE END
A/N: I would like to thank RemusJohnLupin-Werewolf for the great boost our PMs have given me to post this since I'm not that good at writing.
Also this is quite random that I got inspiration from two one shots, one about a dance competition at Hogwarts and one called "what a clever idea" by starryskiesx