Wizards of Waverly Place
I've got a secret
Part One: Day One
The Russo's are a family of wizards who possess magical powers. Their only duty to the Wizard Council is to keep their secret powers from mortals who don't understand magic, for they would try to destroy the entire Wizard World, but even with unlimited abilities, this task is not as easy as it seems. This is a year in the life of the Russo's.
It was Saturday, October 2, 2010, and the Russo's were sitting in their loft about to start their day when Jerry came down stairs. "Ha guys, I just read the funniest joke in one of my magazines. Wanna here it?"
"No, Dad, I'm too busy learning these spells to listen to some stupid joke." Said Justin. "I'm going to the place where nobody'll find me."
"Where's that?" Asked Alex as she ate a muffin.
"Even if I told you you'd never find it!" Yelled Justin as he left.
"Okay, here it is, wha, ha, are those muffins? I love muffins!" Jerry said as he took a bite. "Ew, except for these kinds." He said as he put the muffin back in the basket.
Max then walked in. "Ha, where's Justin? He said that he'd lend me his target board to learn how to shoot. Oh, there it is." Said Max as he took the board and left. "See ya."
"Bye." Said Jerry as he poured an entire bottle of water into his mouth. "Lousy muffins."
Theresa entered. "Ha, everybody needs to leave so I can clean the house."
"Is this some sort of joke?" Asked Alex. "You never clean anything."
"Well, I decided that since everybody else has something special about them, like the wizard stuff, that I'd have something special about me."
"And that's cleaning?" Asked Jerry. "Anybody can do that." He then took a muffin wrapper and put it in the garbage.
"Better step up, Mom, Dad's moving in on your territory." Said Alex.
"Oh, everybody lives such a..."
"Ha, I realized that it's not a visit to the place where nobody'll find without my target that I spent three months painting down to the very speck. Where is it?" Asked Justin as a shot came out. "Oh." Said Justin as he sat down. "Well, I'm leaving, bye."
"Me too, see ya." Said Alex. "I'm going to see Mason."
"Who cares?" Asked Jerry.
"Why is there a half eaten muffin in the basket?" Asked Theresa.
"Ha, maybe your thing can be mystery solving. You can solve the mystery of why you can't coo, I mean of why there's half a bad, horrible, lousy tasting, muffin in the basket. Ooh, exciting, mystery." Said Jerry as he sat on the chair and it broke. "Oh! Sabotage! Theresa!"
"Jerry, forget it. I wish something exciting would happen, but it's always the same old, used up happenings.
It was then that Ross Geller, Kramer, and Fonzy came in. "Theresa, I think Monica and Richard are back together, and Chandler's still into her." Said Ross.
"Ha, I just got a new bike with my savings bonds and I'm going to test it out over a shark, tomorrow at noon." Said Fonzy.
"Jerry, I need some sandwiches to have a poker game to win Elaine's necklace back!" Yelled Kramer.
"He's not the right Jerry! This is Jerry, Russo." Said Theresa.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Said Kramer. "Ha, this is a nice house, I..."
"Get out!" Yelled Theresa.
"Ha, I'll help you with the necklace thing." Said Jerry.
"Jerry." Said Theresa.
"Ha, it's like fate, us having the same name, now, I have a purpose to live, to get that necklace. Bye, Theresa." Said Jerry as he put on his captain's hat.
"So, what do we do?" Asked Ross.
"Get out!" Yelled Theresa.
"Fine." Said Fonzy as he drove out on his motorcycle, which he didn't have before.
At the diner, Justin and Juliet were sitting at a table, and were drinking a soda from the same cup with two straws. "Wow, you realize how disgusting this is?" Asked Justin. "I mean, with the back wash, and the disease that lives in human saliva, we're literally drinking each other's infections through this soda, like cutting open our arms and putting them together..."
"Why do you have to ruin every romantic thing we do!" Demanded Juliet.
"Juliet, don't yell, the more people that notice us, the closer, they, get to the secret." Said Justin in a mysterious voice.
"Wait, who are, "they"?" Asked Juliet.
"You know, people who aren't wizards. They risk exposure of the secret, so they are outsiders." Explained Justin.
"I'm not a wizard, am I one of "them"?" Asked Juliet. Justin went on sipping the infected, disease ridden soda. "Justin?"
"Shh, I hear something." Said Justin. There was a faint yelling sound, at the tavern, a man was busting chairs on people. "Wow, that was close."
"Justin, that insane man is hurting people, go in there and stop him." Said Juliet.
"No way, I hate gettin' hit by chairs, hurts." Said Justin.
"Well, use mag..."
"No! Never use magic, and expose us, never!" Yelled Justin.
"Okay." Said Juliet. Chairs continued to brake in the background.
At the recording studio in Central Park, Alex and Mason were throwing popcorn at girls who were to self-conscious to eat. "Ha ha, isn't this fun?" Asked Alex.
"The best, we have the best time." Said Mason. "Ha, it's Susan Lucci! They must be shooting an episode of "All My Children." Said Mason.
"Well ya, who else would hire her." Said Alex laughing.
"True, ha, let's go over and see them."
"Ya, okay." Said Alex.
"We, are in a situation, of dire..." Started Susan.
"Ha, trust fall!" Yelled Alex as she fell backwards onto Susan, causing her to fall.
"Ah!" Yelled Susan as she fell. "I want this woman executed!"
"No, we can use this, Erica breaks her leg, left! And can't enter the dance contest, so Dixie has to put on a black wig to keep Erica's promise to Bianca! Young lady, how can I ever thank you?" Asked the producer.
"Cancel the, Days of our lives." Said Alex.
"I can't, but I will give you "Another World, and I'll throw in "The Bold and the Beautiful."
"Deal, come on, Mason."
"Okay, nice meeting you." Said Mason.
"Uh! Real life people." Raged Susan.
In the house, Max was rummaging through Jerry's closet. "What're all these magazines? He wondered as he flipped through them. "Sandwich weekly? What? Huh." Then he noticed an extension of the closet behind all of Jerry's shirts. "Hu, what's that?" He said as he moved further into the closet. As he moved along he noticed the air of the closet becoming gradually cooler. It went from warm to room temperature. Then it went to cool, to cold, to chilling. "Wow it's cold. Need a jacket to go in the stupid closet." Complained Max. He notices white flakes appearing on the floor, and an unusual light that illuminated the closet. "My gosh, house is on fire! In dad's closet! Ah!" But the light grew to show a golden light, such as a sunrise. He soon realized that the floor was crunching, and no longer a solid foor flooring, but that of snow covered grass. "Wow, I need to go in dad's closet more often." He was no longer in Jerry's closet of mysteries, he was in a winter forest, with white trees and powdered earth. Out of place in the forest, was a single lamp post, that shone a bright light from its ultra bright light. "Whoa, this is some closet. No wonder dad always wears the same shirts, he can never find any in this forest of storage." He continued on to the forest.
Meanwhile, Justin and Juliet were walking through the mall and talking seriously. "So, that dart board, three months of hard work, destroyed, by my stupid brother. I wish I were an only child, but then I'd have nobody to be superior to except my parents." Said Justin.
"Well, I had three hundred siblings, and they're all dead because I was the only vampire." Said Juliet.
"I forgot, only one vampire child is born a vampire, but do vampires usually have that many kids?"
"No, nobody understood it." Said Juliet. "My last sibling died in the year 964, she was 88. My parents had her when I was 17." Said Juliet.
"So you're 1,151 years old?" Asked Justin.
"Actually, I'm 17, but I have been for a long time." Said Juliet.
"Okay, so what do I do about that perfect dart board?" Asked Justin.
"Ha, you got at least three months to live, start another one. Ya know, if you became a vampire, you could live forever with me." Said Juliet.
"Forever, what would happen when the apocalypse came?"
"We'll live, just like the one in the year 1,000, but no non-vampire is supposed to know about that." Said Juliet.
"Ah, ha, hungry?" Asked Justin. "This place has really cheap food. Two specials, please."
"Here" Said the greasy waiter as he threw two greasy looking baskets on the table.
"Ew." Said Juliet.
"Here I got it." Said Justin as he used magic to turn the grease into a feast of turkey and ham. "To my love."
"Ha, where did all that food come from?" Asked some guy.
"What? This? We brought it from home in our, storage bags." Said Justin.
"Where are those bags!" Demanded the man in a crazy voice.
"We put them in my purse when we got the food here." Said Juliet.
"Wow, they must be really small." Said the guy.
"They sure are, and you can get them at any store, not around here or any place you might find them, so there's nothing supernatural about them, ha!" Yelled Justin.
"Okay man. Just wondering about all the food. Sorry I wasted your time." Said the man sadly as he walked away.
"That was too close." Said Justin. "If we weren't so clever and quick thinking, like Alex and, whoever it is she's with, that man would be half way into the wizard world by now, and Aslam would have my head in the Purity Fire, or whoever it would be. From now on we have to be sure only to use magic if it's absolutely necessary."
"Whatever, ha, this turkey is dry." Said Juliet.
"Oh, sorry." Said Justin as he waved his want and seven waiters came with carts containing trays with covers over their varieties of gravy boats and stuffings.
"Thank you." Said Juliet as she took one of the boats.
"Hoi!" Yelled the waiter who bore the tray.
At the restaurant, Alex and Mason were eating while a man busted chairs over people. "So, Justin thinks that magic is the most important thing in the world, and that exposing it would mean the equivalent of death." Said Alex.
"What a kill joy." Said Mason. "Well, if anybody found out about werewolves, we'd just tear his limbs off."
"That's what I'd do." Said Alex. "Too bad Justin can't live a real life like us."
"That's true, and how hard is it to hide magic from unsuspecting mortals?"
"Here's you food." Said the waiter as he threw their food on the table, sending most of it on the table.
"Great I'm starving!" Said Mason as he put his head in the bowl and ate up the food.
"Me to." Said Alex as she put her head in the bowl and ate the food.
"Weirdos." Said the man as he continued busting chairs on people.
Back at the house, Theresa was working on some new, dangerous recipe. "Okay, add three tea spoons of rocket fuel, ya."
"Ha, Mom, I..." Started Justin.
"Shh, Justin, this recipe, is very delicate, even the slightest noise could set it off."
"Wow, doesn't your mom have such an exciting life." Said Juliet sarcastically.
"Was that a serious comment?" Asked Theresa.
"No."
"Drat!" Yelled Theresa.
"Hii, Mo..." Started Alex as the dish exploded.
"Oh." Said Theresa as she wiped the food off her eyes. "Where's Jerry and Max?"
"Who cares?" Asked Mason as he licked food off the floor.
"Ugh." Said Justin as he sat on a lot of food and slid on the floor.
"Ouch." Said Juliet as she licked a cut on her arm.
Meanwhile in the closet, Max had walked further into the woods, and was now in some odd, dead, gray ruin of a city. "I don't like this place!" He whined. "Why would Dad BUILD a world like this!" He yelled.
At Kramer's apartment, Jerry was in the middle of making sandwiches with leftover materials. "Okay, with all these condiments, they really look like real, edible sandwiches." Said Jerry.
"Great, ya know you're a lot better than that other Jerry." Said Kramer. "But Jerry, I got one more problem, I can't play poker."
"Oh boy." Said Jerry.
Will Alex and Mason easily hide their wizard and werewolf identities from the public? Will Justin join Juliet in being a vampire without exposing magic to the mortals? What will Max find in Jerry's magical closet? Will Jerry and Kramer win back Elaine's necklace? Will Theresa learn to cook, I mean get an exciting life? You'll find out if you read the other 364 days, of the year in the life of the Russo's, in, "I've got a secret."