~~R A N D O M F I C O F R A N D O M N E S S~~

By GengarKetchum

Disclaimer: Pokémon isn't mine. It's HIS (shoots a glance at the Satoshi dude).

Ash: Who am I?

Misty: What?

Ash: Where?!?!

Misty: Whu?

Ash: Which?!?!

Misty: Ooooooookay… (STEPS OVER TOO BROCK)

Brock: (HOLDING A DAISY UP TO HIS FACE AND RECITING WORDS UNFAMILIAR TO MISTY)

Misty: Brock, what are you doing???

Brock: Trying to find north…

Misty: …

Brock: Where was I? Oh, better start again, Alpha, Beta…

Togepi: *Where is my biro?*

Pikachu: *Here, use my biro* (HANDS TOGEPI BIRO)

Togepi: *THIS IS MY BIRO!!!!!*

Pikachu: *Togepi, what's a biro?*

Togepi: (WOULD HAVE SHRUGGED IF IT HAD SHOULDERS ^_^) *Beats me* (TOSSES AWAY THE 'BIRO' [WHICH WAS INFACT A LONG PIECE OF AMBERITE])

Misty: I don't know what is going on but I'm gonna hafta do something!

Ash: Is that what you are assuming?

Brock: Indeed.

Misty: ???

Brock: Misty, I think you need to rest, and try some of my homemade Prozac! (TASTES PROZAC) Hmm, wait a sec Misty, needs more banana.

Ash: (SHOOTS A GLANCE AT BROCK) …k.

Misty: Ug, you guys are going MAD!!!

Ash and Brock: Not mad, Misty, GLAD!!!

Misty: Going glad? Does that even make sense???

Togepi: *And we…adjust the polarity a tad bit…and we have it! A makeshift Phaser!*

Pikachu: *Dr Togepi, what does this, quote, Phaser, end quote, have to offer?*

Togepi: *Um…it can do this!* (BLASTS BROCK IN THE BUTT WITH THE PHASER)

Pikachu: *Ooo, a marketing revolution!*

Togepi: *That's right! This will revolutionize the market of Brock- Blasting. Throw away that old mallet, the Phaser of the future is here!*

Pikachu: *With the profits, can we market G-Strings with my picture on them?*

Togepi: *Err…you do that*

Pikachu: *Yay!*