Hello, hello, hello! Biancarox is back! This time, I'm trying a PJO crossover with Disney's Hercules. Oh, and it turns out, you can't really delete a fanfiction. Enjoy! (Plus: This will be better, because one of my most frequent reviewers fanofpercyjacksonseries is now my co-author. I'm helping her with her new fanfiction called The School) Plus, my friend told me the Nico thing in HOH was brotherly, but my co-author told me IT WAS NOT BROTHERLY! IT WAS MUCH STRONGER THAN BROTHERLY!

Percy POV

It was a normal day at CHB after the war with Gaea (Cannot wait 'till the Blood of Olympus!), except the Romans were here.

Reyna, Nico and Hedge were being thanked by the Athena Cabin for bringing their mom's statue back to them.

Hazel was at the stables, with a big smile on her face, as she studied the magnificent pegasi (Or, in my opinion, cheeky pegasi). Frank was with her, and he was staring weakly at the hooves, fit to trample any Chinese- Canadian baby man.

Grover and the satyrs were trying to play a rock concert (Thalia recommended it and we were stupid enough to listen) on their reed pipes. Eventually, we agreed that it was horrible, so instead, they had the 'Satyr vs. Faun Olympics', but the satyrs were losing badly.

So, yeah, normal day, until…

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM! (I don't know why I did that…)

"Where… where are we?" My beautiful girlfriend spluttered.

When I opened my eyes, we were in a museum. Ancient Greek artifacts were everywhere.

Music started playing, stuff about Hunkules?

"Oh, no. Jerkules." Piper muttered, glaring murderously at the room with music coming out of it.

Suddenly, we heard a sharp scream, and a yell.

"NICO! BIANCA?" A voice like Thalia's exclaimed.

"I'm over here! You're yelling in my ear!" another smaller voice whined.

"Stop yelling, Thalia, and how'd you get into Elysium?" Yet another voice grumbled.

Until the white light, Piper, Annabeth and I were the only people in the museum. Then, Nico, Bianca, and Thalia came in.

"Oh, hey guys." Thalia said calmly, despite almost driving Nico deaf.

"Yeah." Nico scanned us, the broody expression on his face turning into pure horror.

"WHAT THE HECK? PIPER, YOU'RE… YOU'RE… PINK! PERCY… YOU'RE SO… SCALY, OR GILLY, OR WHATEVER!"

"Um, dude…" I began nervously.

"You're hair…"

Nico put a hand on his head. Then, he screamed.

"MY HAIR IS BLUE AND FIERY! NO! NONONONONONONONONO!I'M GOING TO DIE! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!" He wailed, until Piper slapped him.

"Get a grip, Leo 2." She muttered.

"Okay, quick review time. Piper's pink. Percy has a tail-" Annabeth began.

"WHAT!" I shrieked like an Aphrodite girl who had to wear the shoes of shame.

Annabeth glared at me.

"Yeah, fishy, you have a tail. Nico's hair is on blue and is on fire. So is Bianca's…" She waited for the wail of agony.

Surprisingly, Bianca didn't cry out, but I could see in her eyes that she felt like murdering someone.

"Yeah… Thals now has strawberry amber hair…"

Thalia looked serene. Her blue eyes looked like they'd electrocute the person who did that and kill him later.

Eventually, more people joined us.

Grover was very short.

Jason's chin was so… square like.

Hazel's skin was ghostly blue.

Leo was actually buff.

Frank's eyes were maroon.

And yeah…

What was happening?

Suddenly, a random dude's voice came on.

"Long, long ago…"

Then…

"Wait a second… who are you people?"

Thalia introduced herself first.

"I'm Thalia-" She began, until Random Dude's voice cut in.

"Wait! Thalia! As in the muse? You're supposed to be on stage!" Suddenly, Thalia was dragged into a vase… wait… a vase?

A bunch of ladies with afros glared at her.

"Who are you supposed to be?" One fat lady asked.

"Oh, I'm Thalia-"

"No you're not! I am!" One other lady holding a drama mask shrieked.

"I'm Thalia Grace…" Thalia mumbled.

"Oh. The Grace. They think that they're sooooo more graceful than us muses!" Another lady with her hair growing up instead of down remarked.

The fat lady jabbed her finger under Thalia's nose.

"So what are your sisters, Aglaea and Euphrosyne, up to, eh?" Thalia 2 demanded.

Suddenly, the afro lady gasped.

"Girls, it's show time!"

"Whaddya mean 'show time'?" Thalia asked.

The muses glared at her, and started singing and dancing, something about the gospel truth?

Then, the muses made gestures at Thalia. So she…

"Everyday I'm shuffling!"

She started to do wild movements, also known as dancing, and the muses just stared at her.

"What is she doing?" Thalia 2 spluttered.

"So crude!" The fat one gaped.

"Vulgar." Another lady agreed.

Suddenly, afro lady started clicking her fingers.

The other muses joined in.

Soon enough, the muses were following Thalia and doing the Thalia Dance.

"I have to say, they look strange. Annabeth, can I have you're cell phone?" Nico asked.

"Sure." Annabeth whipped out her phone and handed it to Nico.

"What's the password?"

"Oh." Annabeth leaned to Nico's ear and whispered something as Nico's face turned disgusted.

"Only you. If Percy had a phone, I'd guess his password instantly." Nico grumbled, as he tapped in the key.

Nico tapped a few buttons, and held up the phone to the muses and Thalia.

"What're you doing, man?" Jason asked.

"Recording the muses and Thalia so when I get back to camp I can blackmail her into becoming my girlfriend. Simple plan, really." Nico answered.

"Only you." Annabeth snickered, as she nudged Nico, who blushed a fresh crimson.

"…" Jason seemed speechless.

"Hey! Thalia's my girl!" Leo exclaimed angrily.

"Nope." Nico popped the 'p' in 'nope'.

"Waddya guys talkin' about?" Thalia popped into view.

"Nothing." Leo and Leo 2 mumbled in usion.

"Okay." Thalia went back into the jazz version of "Party Rock".

What the heck was happening?

Like it? Hate it? Please don't hate me for the Nico thing, but I'm trying to put it outta my mind. In PE, my friend brought it up and I spent the football match sulking in the corner (but we still won :D) in defense. We won both games ;D! Still, I DO NOT care about Thalia's hunter-ship thingy. THALICO FOREVS!