It was a normal, working day for the panelists of Figure It Out. As usual, Danny tested the kids backstage to see who is the biggest douchebag of them all so he knows whether or not to actually try, Amanda was being way too happy and perky, Kevin was just being Kevin, and Lori Beth was being her sarcastic as fuck self only for Summer Sanders to walk into the backstage lounge.
Fucking Amber Sweet was going to be the guest panelist for the second half because her brother, Pavi, just had to sign himself up to be a contestant. His secret? Being a face stealer of course! He does get all of the panties wet anyway. The Pavi is a panty snatcher after all!
Amber Sweet walked over to Lori Beth Denberg and whispered in her ear, "How the fuck can you handle being backstage around all these fucking toddlers?!"
"Maybe because it's my fucking job," she responded back tucking some hair behind her ear as Graverobber busted through the wall.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!"
"Dude, what the hell!" screamed Danny after the first contestant had left to get ready leaving the adults, well almost an adult, and Amanda sitting backstage.
Pavi walked in with makeup plastered all over his face because even if he were to have someone else's face on, his scarred face would've frightened the Brave Little Toaster.
Walking up to Lori Beth, he kissed her hand and yelled, "The Pavi finds the bella beautiful!"
"Honestly, I'd much rather fuck that guy who busted through the wall than you," replied Lori Beth rejecting his advances.
Amber gave a giggle as a miniature Elmo came out of her lacy Victoria's Secret underwear.
"Who wants to sing the ABCs?" asked the miniature Elmo, "A is for asshole, B is for boobs, C is for cunt, D is for dick, E is for-"
Lori Beth cut off the tiny, living puppet by taking it out of Amber's undies and taking it into the closest toilet and flushing it.
They then filmed the episode and stuff trying to forget the events that had happened backstage.
Amber decided to be the saving grace by preventing Pavi from winning the grand prize since she knew his secret, but she just acted as though she didn't know it.
In Lori Beth's dressing room, Graverobber proceeded to eat her out to a mix of Space Jam and "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" which caused quite a stir when Danny walked in on the act.
"I'll come back in like half an hour then," he said as he walked away tripping on Kevin Kopelow's head.
"I'm the stage manager!" he exclaimed only to see Danny's butt over his face, "Get your butt off of my face! I'm the stage manager!"
An hour later, Summer Sanders was making out with Graverobber.
"Care to explain what's going on?" asked Lori Beth walking out of her bathroom in a robe.