This is what happens when you read Mossflower and The Bellmaker late in the night. . . .


A mouse and Lady Amber disided to shave thier tails and pretend to be searats. The joined, because Martin had killed too many of them and they neeeded more Boatswains. But when the Kidnapped Germine, Skipper and Blagut played a basketball game in my garage, and blaggut had to use a chair to reach the hoop. Amber grbbed skipper's money and ran away.

Weird? I should say so.