American Pie has nothing to do with me, this is just profitless entertainment!! I don't own American Pie or any of the characters, as much as I would love to own Stifler I don't!
Setting: Filling the gap from where American Pie 2 ended to when American Wedding picked up.
Paul Finch stumbled out of the fancy car that pulled up outside Dog Years, the hot dog restaurant he was meeting his friends, Jim, Oz and Kevin, in. He looked like he hadn't washed in 3 days, he smelt like it too.
"Woha! Finch, where have you been man?" Jim Levinstien asked as smile grew on Finch's face.
"Heaven. Where no man has ever been for so long" he paused unsure "I think"
"Right dude, which reminds me, stay away from Stifler, he knows what you've been doing again and he's waiting to pummel your ass" Oz added before taking a bite out of his hot dog.
"Well that's never good" Finch sat down but the other backed away.
"Geez man, you stink, did you not take a shower at all?" Kevin had backed away the furthest then the others. Finch stood back up, offended but he understood.
"Shitbreak" came a voice from behind him. He turned around to see Steve Stifler with a pretty angry look on his face. Stifler charged at him.
"Get the fuck out of my sight" at that Finch tried to avoid the human bull coming at him...and he did so. Infact he did so well that he didn't go home that night...
"Asshole" Stifler muttered under his breath before continuing to have a go at his mother. "I don't want you going near fuck face Finch again. It's a fucking disgrace"
"Steven, I'm your mother, you can't tell me what to do sweetie" Stifler's mom took another puff of her cigarette.
"Guy's younger then me have been calling you a MILF. It's weird"
His mom looked confused.
"MILF?"
"Michelle darling, where are you going?" Michelle Flaherty's mother asked that evening. Michelle hesitated.
"To meet Jaime from Tall Oaks. She wants help with her, ah...her flute"
Of course she was actually going to meet Jim. She didn't want to tell her parents she had a boyfriend yet, she didn't think she could handle her parents constantly wanting to know who it was and what he was like.
"They'd freak out if they knew it was Petey" she thought to herself with a laugh as she got in her car to drive to Jim's.
When she got to his house Jim's dad opened the door.
"Oh hello dear. You must be Michelle. I'm Jim's dad Mr. Levinstien. Feel free to call my dad though. Jim tells me you here to STUDY" he winked at her when he abbreviated the last word.
"Er, yeah, study. Is Jim upstairs?" She pushed past him.
"Yes, go ahead dear" he shut the door behind her. As she went up the stairs a book dropped out of her bag. Mr. Levinstien went to pick it up.
"Sex Manual. Yep, that's one hell of a study session"
"So Jim, whatca wanna do. I'm giddy" Michelle bounced on the bed she was sitting on. Jim was standing reading some of the books she had in her bag.
"Role play, Widow and Vicar" Jim said, not aware that he had been asked a question.
"Oh, we can do that. I've got the costumes at home" she pulled the keys out of her bag.
"Oh! No, I was just reading this. Are you serious? These are all your books? Where did you hide them?"
"Oh I don't. They're on my shelf in my bedroom at home"
"What!? What do you parents say?"
"I told them that there's this extra curricular activity on Sex Ed at Uni and they TOTALLY bought it"
Jim picked up the next book, there was a picture of a flute on it...
Setting: Filling the gap from where American Pie 2 ended to when American Wedding picked up.
Paul Finch stumbled out of the fancy car that pulled up outside Dog Years, the hot dog restaurant he was meeting his friends, Jim, Oz and Kevin, in. He looked like he hadn't washed in 3 days, he smelt like it too.
"Woha! Finch, where have you been man?" Jim Levinstien asked as smile grew on Finch's face.
"Heaven. Where no man has ever been for so long" he paused unsure "I think"
"Right dude, which reminds me, stay away from Stifler, he knows what you've been doing again and he's waiting to pummel your ass" Oz added before taking a bite out of his hot dog.
"Well that's never good" Finch sat down but the other backed away.
"Geez man, you stink, did you not take a shower at all?" Kevin had backed away the furthest then the others. Finch stood back up, offended but he understood.
"Shitbreak" came a voice from behind him. He turned around to see Steve Stifler with a pretty angry look on his face. Stifler charged at him.
"Get the fuck out of my sight" at that Finch tried to avoid the human bull coming at him...and he did so. Infact he did so well that he didn't go home that night...
"Asshole" Stifler muttered under his breath before continuing to have a go at his mother. "I don't want you going near fuck face Finch again. It's a fucking disgrace"
"Steven, I'm your mother, you can't tell me what to do sweetie" Stifler's mom took another puff of her cigarette.
"Guy's younger then me have been calling you a MILF. It's weird"
His mom looked confused.
"MILF?"
"Michelle darling, where are you going?" Michelle Flaherty's mother asked that evening. Michelle hesitated.
"To meet Jaime from Tall Oaks. She wants help with her, ah...her flute"
Of course she was actually going to meet Jim. She didn't want to tell her parents she had a boyfriend yet, she didn't think she could handle her parents constantly wanting to know who it was and what he was like.
"They'd freak out if they knew it was Petey" she thought to herself with a laugh as she got in her car to drive to Jim's.
When she got to his house Jim's dad opened the door.
"Oh hello dear. You must be Michelle. I'm Jim's dad Mr. Levinstien. Feel free to call my dad though. Jim tells me you here to STUDY" he winked at her when he abbreviated the last word.
"Er, yeah, study. Is Jim upstairs?" She pushed past him.
"Yes, go ahead dear" he shut the door behind her. As she went up the stairs a book dropped out of her bag. Mr. Levinstien went to pick it up.
"Sex Manual. Yep, that's one hell of a study session"
"So Jim, whatca wanna do. I'm giddy" Michelle bounced on the bed she was sitting on. Jim was standing reading some of the books she had in her bag.
"Role play, Widow and Vicar" Jim said, not aware that he had been asked a question.
"Oh, we can do that. I've got the costumes at home" she pulled the keys out of her bag.
"Oh! No, I was just reading this. Are you serious? These are all your books? Where did you hide them?"
"Oh I don't. They're on my shelf in my bedroom at home"
"What!? What do you parents say?"
"I told them that there's this extra curricular activity on Sex Ed at Uni and they TOTALLY bought it"
Jim picked up the next book, there was a picture of a flute on it...