~Is it just me, or are the Great Fairies really, really scary??? I mean, all those vines...it's traumatizing, I tell you! Anyways, this is my little Great Fairy-bashing songfic, not set to the tune of any song in particular, just something that popped into my head during a sugar high! Enjoy!~

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*Song of the Great Fairy*

(Featuring SilverWinglie and Guru-Guru, with appearances by Link, Skullkid, and the Moon.)

*Silver and Guru-Guru are standing on the stage in the Milk Bar. Guru-Guru, of course, has that spinning trumpet-in-a-box thing, and is, as always, spinning the handle happily. The lights dim, and the music starts...*

Silver: (Spoken) "Sing it, Guru-Guru!"

Guru-Guru: (Starts singing the Windmill Song) "La la la, la la la..."

Silver: "Yeah!" (Starts singing) "Great Fairy, Great Fairy, what's up with you? You lookin' real bored, got nothin' to do!"

Guru-Guru: "La, la la la la la laaaaaaaa..."

Silver: "You floatin' around, all wrapped in those vines- You come floatin' by, I gotta cover my eyes!" *Covers her eyes*

Link: *Walks onstage left* (Spoken) "Yeah!" (Sung) "You freaky Fairy..."

Guru-Guru: "La la la-la-la, la la la-la-laaa..."

All: "Oooo, freaky Fairy!"

Skullkid: *Walks onstage right* "You sittin' there, lookin' so scary, an' they wonder why I...BROKE THAT FAIRY!"

Silver: "Yeah!" (Spoken) "That's right!"

Link: "Uh-huh!"

Silver: "So that's all, that's my tune, but don'cha walk away, Fairy..."

All: "'Cause we don't wanna see that SCARY MOON!"

Moon: *Crashes through the ceiling wearing hippie sunglasses and laughs wickedly* (Barry White voice) "Man, that's SCARY!"

Audience: *Falls over laughing and clapping*