Hello dear readers, and welcome to Omega's Christmas tale. I shall tell you a story of wonder, joy, and of hilariously epic fail. For today, on this night, a story shall be told. So let me take you, young ones, on a journey to behold.
Twenty-Five days before Christmas, Omega stirred in his rest. He dreamt of both gumdrops and candy canes, and of kicking ass, and being the best. However, with a ding and a dong, his alarm rang loud, and with a bash and a crash, Omega dropped his hand upon it with a pound. His eyes fluttering open, Omega looked left and right, and staring out the window knew it was day and not night.
"What day be'ith this…" asked Omega with confusion. "…that would awaken me from my dreams at this time? Who dare such intrusion!?"
But, with a glint in his eyes, realization arose, that today was the day, and with that he glows.
Leaping from the bed, jumping ever so high, he bounded for the door, and he began with a sigh…
"THE SEASON is here, good tidings and good cheer, for all those who welcome merriness in their houses, their voices shall ring, the angels will sing, that Christmas time is NEAR!"
Omega leaped out, singing with a heavenly voice and landing on the ground, he continued to rejoice.
"Bring out your tree, and sing merrily, the day is coming, that season of holly and loads of good jolly, that brings out a tear, is NEAR! The most wonderful time is approaching; it is time, to get the fire smoking! My favorite day of the year is arriving, some come, it's time for the glad tiding, the day of Christ's birth, a day of great worth, our voices shall ring, the angels will sing, that Christmas time is NEAR!"
Racing to the kitchen, his tone quite bitchin, he sang with grace, as the Darkness Warrior's looked at him with distaste.
"For I must say to thee, that it is time for jubilee! For with great cheer, I sing ever so clear, that Christmas time is NEEEEEAAAAAR!"
"Your tone was flat," Darthon spat, and Omega delivered a kick to his shins. And this my dear readers, is where our story begins.