Well what to say ... I'm Italian and my English is pessimo. This is the first fic I write in English and I decided to publish. I hope you'll enjoy it.
ah! the "copulate like rabbits" found at the end of the fanfic is an Italian proverb ... I do not know if there are any of such other countries.
let me know if you liked it =)
Fur and winters
Bunnymund loved that Jack was a fact. Known by virtually everyone: guardians, immortals and mortals (mostly fangirls).
They knew with certainty that there were more no storms occurred on Easter Sunday except for some small spray of snow, but just to brighten the day and only if it was already spring.
Li was often seen fighting for many different reasons and to make peace in the most abstruse and often in places not worthy in ways less appropriate.
Li was often seen walking along the streets of the towns, and in those cases it was difficult to hear children crying mothers "see the Easter Bunny!" Indicating Aster right next to Jack. Mothers blushed with embarrassment apologizing to furred lady who was passing nearby and that he felt called into question.
Ah! Children. In those cases Jack burst out laughing and floated away quickly so as not to hear the words and insults that the Bunnymund railed against.
What no one knew was something else. What they did not know was how difficult it was to live with Jack.
Of course you can not hope that a spirit seasonal unable to remain still for more than a few minutes. And if the one who lives with you is a spirit winter you can not expect that you are freezing up a couple of eggs or the temperature is "slightly" lower than normal in your lair in Australia, even in midsummer. If then the spirit that lives with you is the essence of winter itself, and is little more than a teenager, then these are definitely your minor problems.
To begin with jack often seemed to have the grace of an elephant. He and his damn stick that swung continuously without criteria (now its complete service for twelve people left to him alone: four cups, six plates, five plates, three coffee cups, eight cups of tea and, hear- heard, one dish of fruit. And it was better not to speak of the pans, especially the non-stick.).
By mid-year had destroyed and / or frozen and is no one-fifteenth of the eggs. That was definitely a infinity.
The most terrible thing was very touching. In short, the body temperature of Jack, when it was hot, yes and no wandering around minus ten degrees. Each time you brushed the hair was full of ice (ignoring the fact that he was only now that the winter coat and Jack never missed an opportunity to point out to him "how was soft"). And that makes everything move to the next topic. Jack had died a little more than a teenager, and had three hundred years of sexual activity that he wanted to recover, which was quite difficult, especially if you do not want to lose her beloved attributes for hypothermia.
They had tried in various ways and in the end opted for a triple layer of thick condoms, which, for better or worse, could make him maintain a proper body temperature. This does not alter the fact that just finished having sex with Jack, Bunnymund or dives into a vat of boiling water to retrieve a little 'heat before the second, third or fourth round ... Aster had also begun to doubt the proverb "copulate like rabbits" .
Despite everything was almost half a century that will be seen together to fight, not talk more (for the moment too offended) and make peace in places not appropriate in ways not consistent with a box of condoms.