Treehouse of Horror: Naruto style
Author's Note: Since nobody has had the heart or the common courtesy to review my last Naruto fanfic despite it being my first songfic I thought I start with something new. I got the inspiration from several Naruto Halloween pictures form Deviantart and I watched my Simpsons session two box set with the first Treehouse of Horror in it and I got this idea so enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror.
Iruka: Um, hello. You know Halloween is a very strange time of year, personally I don't understand it at all. Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils, so many things unsuited for younger viewers and readers; things like the following three chapters. Nothing seems to bother my students, but tonight's fanfic, which I totally wash my hands over, is really scary! So if you are sensitive readers, maybe you should go to bed early tonight instead of writing CandyGirl999 angry reviews in the morning. Thanks for your attention.
It was a dark and chilly Halloween night and the Rookie Nine and Guy's team decided to have a little get-together at the Ninja Academy. Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, and Guy decided to have their own little meeting inside while the kids entertained themselves in the tree house out back, but there was only one problem: Guy was no where to be found.
Outside of the Ninja Academy a mysterious person dressed in a ghost costume came passing by, a hand reached up from underneath the costume to pull it off revealing a smiling Might Guy.
"I never get tired of this holiday and all its youthful delight! I love Halloween!" he exclaimed while reaching into his bag to pull out some candy only to catch a gleams of the tree house just above him.
"Hold on, lets see what the kids are up to." he said to himself, never passing up the opportunity to spy on someone.
Inside the tree house Hinata was trying to entertain her friends with a ghost story.
"And the ANBU Black Ops on the other end of the phone said, 'We have traced the call, its coming from the floor below you! Get out of the house!' But it was too late. End of story."
Hinata looked at her friends to see if she scared anyone, unfortunately nobody was affected, it was deadly quite and all that could be heard was the sound of Choji munching on his chips.
"Yawn, I heard that when I was eight years old, it's not that scary." said Sasuke, making the Hyuga heiress lower her head in sadness. Kiba, Shino and Neji shot death glares at the insensitive Uchiha.
"Don't listen to Uchiha, Hinata. It's not you its just that it's such an old story that its lost it's touch." said Neji reassuringly to his younger cousin.
"Yeah don't listen to Sasuke-bastard Hinata, you tried your best, he just doesn't appreciate a good ghost story." said Naruto giving Hinata a foxy grin which caused her to blush.
"What would you know about a good ghost story dobe?" asked Sasuke.
"I know because I have a few good stories up my sleeve." replied Naruto proudly.
"Really, well then tell one." said Neji.
"Yeah tell us a ghost story Naruto." said Kiba.
"Yeah tell us." Came Sakura.
"Yes, please tell us a youthful ghost story!" exclaimed Lee.
"Tell us!" said Ino.
"Yeah Naruto!" muffled Choji with chips in his mouth.
"I could go for another story." came Tenten.
"What a drag." came Shikamaru's reply as he laid against the wall. "Why am I stuck here with you guys anyway?"
"Oh come on Shikamaru, don't you want to hear tales that will send chills down your spine and boil your blood?!" asked Ino excitedly.
"I'd rather look at a cloud." stated Shikamaru.
"You'd think you'd learn by know Ino." said Choji while finishing up his bag and reaching for a new one.
Shino was silent the whole time, but you didn't really need to hear his reply on account of the attentive look on his face.
"I-I would like to hear you tell us one Naruto." said Hinata with a blush on her face.
"Alright, flashlight please," said Naruto as Hinata handed him the flash light. Naruto places the flashlight under his chin so that the light was on his face.
"Hears a story that's really scarifying-"
"Oh brother." replied Sasuke.
"-I call it: 'BAD DREAM HOUSE' MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!"
(Story begins)
Team Seven had been assigned a C ranked mission, watching over the Osaka house while the family was away on vacation. Although Naruto would normally be peeved about getting a low ranked mission he would never pass up the chance to show up Sasuke and impress Sakura.
The house was located near the village limits far away from any civilization. It was a pretty big house too, it was about three stories high and very gothic looking the kind of house that would send shivers down anybody's spine, and boy did it send shivers down Team Seven's spine.
While inside Kakashi was having a talk with the family about anything that they needed to know about the house, part of the mission dealt with them staying over night at the house for the week so the kids did a little exploring to get familiar with it. Naruto was looking trough the books, Sakura was admiring the floral print curtains and Sasuke was looking at a couple of ominous paintings in the hallway.
"Well that's everything you need to know, just make yourselves at home and we'll see you in a week." said Mr. Osaka as he and his wife and two children made there way to the car and drove off.
"All right guy's were going to be living here for a week so I want you to treat this house as if it were your own, which means no breaking anything, no clogging up the toilets and no graphite on the outside--Naruto." he directed this last part to him. Unfortunately said ninja wasn't listening, he was too preoccupied with the books.
'Hmmmm, if could alphabetize these book I could earn praise from the family not to mention show up Sasuke-bastard.' Naruto thought with a grin as he began taking books off the shelf and separating them in piles. But what Naruto didn't know was that when ever he would place a book on a certain pile it would float in the air and land on another pile.
As a book levitated behind Naruto's back it went flying and nailed Sakura in the back of the neck, who was still admiring the curtains.
BONK!
"OWW!! Kakashi-sensei, Naruto threw a book at me!" she screamed while nursing her bruised neck.
"Did not!" shouted Naruto.
"Did too!" Sakura shouted back.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"GET OUT." came a loud voice breaking up the two Genin.
"What was that?" asked Sasuke as he made his way into the living room.
"Probably the wind." replied Kakashi.
"I'm going into the kitchen." said Sakura as she made her way to said destination but not before bonking Naruto on the head with the top of her fist.
BONK!
"OWW!! What did you do that for Sakura?!" scream Naruto while nursing his head, but Sakura just kept moving.
When she entered the kitchen she noticed what appeared to be read paint chipping off the walls, but what she didn't know was that it was actually blood dripping.
"This kitchen could certainly use a woman's touch," she said as she made her way to the cabinet to get some cleaning products, but some thing out of the corner of her eye caught her attention.
The pink haired kunoichi turned around to discover what appeared two be a hole in the wall, but not just any hole. It looked like there was a green cyclone inside it.
"Kakashi-sensei!" she cried as said man made his way into the kitchen.
"What's this thing in the corner?" he asked, pointing to the hole.
"It-it looks like a vortex, a gate way into another dimension." said Sakura staring intensively at it.
"A vortex huh?" asked Kakashi as he took an orange from the fruit basket and tossed it in, only for it to disappear. Two seconds later a crumbled piece of paper came flying out and hit Kakashi in the forehead. Sakura bend down to pick up the paper, unfold it and read it out loud.
"'Quit throwing your garbage into our dimention.'"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI, SAKURA HELP!" scream Naruto and Sasuke from the living room. The two ninjas rushed into the living room to discover an ominous sight.
Naruto and Sasuke were levitating, not only them but every object in the room. Naruto had a cord wrapped around his neck, chocking him and Sasuke was surrounded by a circle of kunai that looked ready to stab him in every angle.
"GET OUT." said the loud voice from earlier.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" exclaimed Kakashi as he rushed over to untangle Naruto and free Sasuke from his kunai imprisonment, all the while Sakura had her arms wrapped around her shoulders as if she were cold.
"I can feel an evil presents in this house." she said fearfully.
"Evil?!" questioned Kakashi almost as fearful.
"Quite Sakura your scaring Kakashi." said Naruto.
"Kids get your coats, were living this house right now!" exclaimed Kakashi. Just as he said that, their coats came flying through the air and landed in there arms. They were about to go out the door by Naruto stopped them.
"Aw come on you guys, it's an old house of course there would be something wrong with it; we'll just get a bunch of priests in here and-"
"I'm not going to stay in a house of evil just to finish a low ranked mission Naruto." said Kakashi.
"Don't be so stubborn!" exclaimed Naruto while gripping his hair in frustration. "We're not talking about a low rank mission, we're talking about our steps to becoming full fledged ninjas, and my steps to becoming Hokage!" while Naruto was saying this he was being levitated and ended up sticking to the ceiling.
"AAHHH!" screamed Naruto but tried to hide it with a smile. "It's got great high ceilings!" Naruto began to fall.
"AAAHHHHHH!" screamed Naruto, Kakashi rushed forward and caught Naruto just before he hit the ground.
"Even on a low ranked mission you embarrass me dobe." said Sasuke in his usully rude manner.
"Shut your hole Sasuke!" exclaimed Naruto as he jumped out of his sensei's arms. "Look, let's just sleep on it alright."
"Alright, but if worse comes to worse..." began Kakashi.
"What could happen?" asked Naruto with a big grin.
(Time Jump: That night in Naruto's room)
Naruto laid face up on his bed unable to fall asleep. Just as he was about to start counting sheep he heard the most ominous voice he had ever heard that rivaled the Nine-Tailed Fox's voice.
"THEY ARE ALL AGAINST YOU NARUTO. YOU MUST KILL THEM ALL, THEY ALL MUST DIE."
Naruto sat up.
"Are you my conscience?" he asked falling prey to the possession taking place.
"I...YES, I AM..."
Naruto could have sworn that the bedroom door was coming closer towards him.
(Sakura's room)
Sakura laid face up in her bed with eyes wide open.
"SAKURA...SAKURA...THE BUTCHER KNIFE SAKURA..." came the ominous voice.
Sakura slowly sat up in bed like a vampire would and went over to her dresser draw. She opened it and took out a large butcher knife, she ran her finger over the blade to check its sharpness; satisfied she smiled menacingly.
(Sasuke's room)
Sasuke sat up in his bed; his head began to turn all the way around his neck. He got up and pulled an axe from underneath the bed.
"They are all against me...they all must die." he said with a crazed smile.
(In the kitchen)
Kakashi looked over the knifes displayed on the rack and chose the biggest one of them and made his way to the center of the kitchen.
(In the living room)
Sasuke, axe at hand, began creeping up to the kitchen.
"Kakashi...oh Kakashi" he said in a menacing teasing way.
"I'm in the kitchen Sasuke." replied Kakashi in the same tone.
Just as Sasuke was about to make his way into the kitchen he saw Naruto walking into the living room carrying a butcher axe, followed by Sakura who was holding the large knife. Sasuke quickly abandoned his attempt to kill Kakashi and made his way towards his teammates.
"DIE...DIE...EVERYBODY DIE!"
The three teammate began circling each other while brandishing there weapons, laughing madly.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
(In the kitchen)
Kakashi, while using the knife he picked out, began spreading mayonnaise on his sandwich. As he began to take his sandwich into the living room he was met with a horrible sight.
"What's going on here?!" he exclaimed at the sight of his students raising weapons at each other while dropping his sandwich.
"Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura stop it right now!" he screamed.
Each child turned their head towards their sensei as their names where called out. Falling from their trance they dropped their weapons and began apologizing to each other.
"That's it, we're leaving this house right now!" said Kakashi sternly.
"Aw come on sensei you said you'd sleep on it...!" whined Naruto.
"I don't care what I said, this team has had their differences before and their quarrels but we never had night fights before, and I blame this house!"
"Kakashi look!" exclaimed Sasuke while opening the basement door. The rest of the team went over to where he was and saw something very creepy.
"It's an ancient Indian burial ground!" exclaimed Sakura while taking notice of the tombstones and Indian feathers all around.
"Man this place has everything!" exclaimed Naruto in excitement.
"An ancient Indian what?!" exclaimed Kakashi. He marched over towards the phone and began dialing a number.
"Mr. Osaka, Kakashi Hatake here, when we talked about the house this morning you forgot to mention one little thing; you didn't tell me it was built ON AN INDIAN BARRIAL GROUND!!"
All was silent until Kakashi replied to the man on the other line.
"NO! YOU! DIDN'T!!"
More silence.
"Well that's not my recollection!"
More silence.
"Okay, goodbye." Kakashi hung up the phone and faced his students.
"He said he mentioned it five or six times. Well let's go, come on."
"Aw gee sensei..."
"Naruto!"
"YOU WILL DIE...YOU WILL DIE SLOWLY. YOUR STOMACH WILL SWELL, YOUR INTESTANTS WILL WRITH AND BOIL, YOUR EYES WILL BURST AND SOME HORRABLE STUFF, POSSIBLE YOUR BRAINS WILL START COMING OUT OF YOUR NOSE..."
Hearing that awful voice make those threats and seeing the way his students were being frightened Kakashi just snapped.
"SHUT UP!! QUIT TRYING TO PUSH US AROUND!! STOP SAYING THOSE HORRABLE THINGS AND SHOW SOME MANNERS!!!"
All was silent, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura, who had been afraid of the ominous voice, were now more afraid of their sensei. Kakashi at this point was shaking with anger and disbelief.
"Look at me...I've never been so angry, my hands are shaking..." he said while looking at his hands. Sasuke came up to him and began rubbing his back in comfort.
"Better than your eyes bursting." he said.
"Do it again!" said Naruto to the ominous voice
"WHAT?"
"Make the walls bleed!"
"NO!"
"Hey man we own you for a week, let's see some blood!"
"I DON'T HAVE TO INTERTAIN YOU!"
"Come on man do it! Do the blood thing! Come on do it! Do it, do it , do it, do it, do it!"
"Why are you trying to scare us?" asked Sakura. "Are trying to keep us from getting close to you? Maybe even loving you?" she said the last part with a smile.
"LEAVE ME ALONE."
"Don't talk to her like that." said Kakashi sternly.
"HEY LISTEN MISTER-"
"Oh don't call me 'mister'! My name is Kakashi Hatake, this is my squad and we're not going anywhere. We're all going to have to live together for a week so you better start getting use to it. Please."
All was silent for a moment.
"HMMM...COULD I HAVE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THIS?"
"Sure." replied Kakashi as he and his squad stepped out of the house, waiting for the house's reply
"HMMM... A WEEK WITH THAT ANNOYING LOUD MOUTH NARUTO, THAT STUCK UP BASTARD SASUKE, THAT ANNOYING WINING SAKURA, AND THAT PERVERTED KAKASHI. WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?"
About ten feet away, Team Seven could see the house beginning to implode and disappear with a loud boom.
"Wow..." stated Sasuke.
"Awesome!" exclaimed Naruto at the sight before him.
"It chose to destroy itself rather then live with us for a week. You can't help but feel a little rejected." said Sakura as the team turned around a headed back to Konoha, with only one thought on their minds. How where they going to explain this to the Osakas?
(Story ends)