HELLO EVERYBODY. Welcome to story time with ASTD. Today I will telling the tale of JoIhnathan Wayde, and his adventures, making many friends along the way.

Oh, and by the way, I don't own Five Nights at Freddy's. You know, I doubt Scott would even waste his time on something like this.

Chapter 1 BEGIN

It all started one day when John was sitting on his couch...

JOHNATHAN POV

I was sitting on my couch, looking at bikini models, when all of a sudden, a paper came flying into my window. I was very suprised, because my window was closed. I looked at the paper, and saw that it was a job for a place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria. I needed a job, because I was lazy and poor. I saw the job was being a night guard. I looked at the paper again.

"A night guard,huh?" I said, and looked outside.

I shrugged my shoulders and got in my car to go apply for the job. On the way there, my radio was completely silent, even when I turned it up. Whatever I'll just get it fixed when I get the job. While thinking, I didn't realize I was already there. So I got out of my car and walked over to the old man in the parking lot.

"Hello old man" I said to him

"Why hello there. Are you for the job?" He said, with a very wrinkly face

"Yes sir Mr. Sir" I saluted, I really wanted the job.

"Well come right this way then" he said, and walked off.

He led me to a small office, with a camera, phone, and weird cupcake sitting on a shelf. Two hydronic closing doors and lights were on both sides of the office. He wished me good luck and walked away. Then I realized, it was only 3:37. This was going to be a long day.

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Finally 12 AM rolled around, and about that time, Johnathan got a phone call.

"HELLO? HELLOOOOO? Oh hi I just wanted to leave you a message for your first night. My name is Smittywerbenhagermanjenson, but call me Jenson. In fact, I worked there before you, and I wanted to tell you the basics. Yeah, so these things move around and stuff, and kinda wanna stuff you in a suit were you will die a horrible, painful death. But hey, look on the bright side. At least you won't have to worry about taxes anymore! Oh yeah, don't forget to check your cameras, it's kinda emmbarassing to die on the first night. Well, see you tomorrow." And the phone call clicked off.

I sighed and checked the cameras. It was only 1 AM, and all of the characters were still there. I smiled. I think I might have to call you something creative.

I pointed at the purple rabbit "Your Cletus"

The yellow chicken was next" You are Rebekah"

then Freddy "You will be Mr. Buisness, 'cuz I don't like Freddy."

Thats when Cletus moved.

Right beside Johnathans door.

And promptly got a door in his face.

"HA HA"

"You know what Cletus? I don't know why you want to stuff me in a suit"

All he got was moaning in response

"Yeah I guess your right, but I didn't kill you. Why you gonna go and kill me"

The moaning stopped

"I'm right aren't I? Yeah I think I am."

*A couple hours later*

"I GET IT CLETUS, YOU DON'T LIKE MONOPOLY!"

He got some moaning from the right side.

"NO ONE CARES REBEKAH!"

Then he heard rapid footsteps down the hall

"OH NO YOU DON'T CAPTIN JACK"

He slammed the door shut, and it turned 6 AM

"Ok, good. I'm not giving up that $120 though. Be back tomorrow. 'cuz im cheap."

and with that he walked out of the pizzaria.

Yay. That is the first chapter of something Hopefully beautiful...Well I guess review and whatever. Ima go read some fics.

Sweet Dreams-ASDT