Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice
This began with an Omake Rorschach's Blot (see his profile, it's on my Favourite Authors list) wrote a long time ago, "The Real Harry Potter", which I posted here with his permission, in the first chapter of this story.
Then he wrote another Omake, "To Prevent a Genocide" which had nothing to do with the other one, but I thought it should have - and that a full story could come out of it - so I sat and wrote the rest of it.
Somehow, I ended up writing a Harry!muliship / harem!Harry fic, I have no idea how that happened. I blame it on Luna. That's a good rule-of-thumb, by the way, "When in doubt…"
I was probably affected by the flood of funny harem! fics Rors had been putting out lately. I also hope Wym (CarolWym on ff net) reads this. He promised me a lemon scene for another of my stories cause I suck at writing them, but this one goes t show that as far as implicit goes, I rule!
Note: To those to lazy to scroll to the bottom of the page, every chapter in this story, including this one, has one or more Omakes. Now I use this term loosely, as it usually means some scene cut out in the editing or even something wrote especially for an Omake purpose, but posing an alternative to scenes - on and off stage - in a movie or comics - where as in this story all the Omakes save one are integral parts of the story and you might encounter problems understanding it if you don't read them. And I should recommend reading them even if it wasn't the case, as some of the best parts in this story are in the Omakes, especially the harem parts - and we all know you like those…
stealacandy
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Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice
Table of Contents:
1. Prologue: Prophecy
2. Chapter 1: The Real Harry Potter
3. Chapter 2: To Prevent a Genocide
4. Chapter 3: Potion Ingredients
5. Chapter 4: Bezoars
6. Chapter 5: Cover-ups
7. Chapter 6: Young Soldiers
8. Chapter 7: Potion Theo-ry
9. Chapter 8: Beetlemania
10. Chapter 9: The Patil Triplets
11. Interlude: Polyjuice in da House!
12. Chapter 10: The Rise and Demise of Lord Polymort
13. Epilogue I: What now?
14. Epilogue II: Nineteen Years Later
15. Epilogue III: Adventures in time
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Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice
By stealacandy
1. Prologue: Prophecy
Excerpts from Order of the Phoenix:
"When Sybill Trelawney spoke, it was not in her usual ethereal, mystic voice, but in the harsh, hoarse tones Harry had heard her use once before:
"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies … and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not … and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives … the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies …"
(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Lost Prophecy)
"Ahem hem," Trelawney cleared her throat. "Oh, I'm sorry-" she began in a throaty voice again, then hemmed twice more for good measure. "I'm sorry, headmaster," she said in a normal voice. "You don't happen to have anything for a sore voice on you, do you Mr. Dumbledore?"
Albus Dumbledore searched his pockets. He pulled out a couple of vials, checked their labels, put them back, then shrugged. "I am afraid I do not, madam. All I have is Polyjuice."
'Damn it!' thought Dumbledore. "The one time someone actually wants a lemon drop, and I have none!'
That was the last time he conducted an interview anywhere else but his own office.
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Disclaimer: Sybil Trelawney said that, and got a comfortable job. Joanne K. Rowling wrote it down, and made millions out of it. I write it down, and don't even get a couple of measly reviews!
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Omake: Prophecy
By stealacandy
"What do you see in my teacup, Ron?" asked Harry.
"Umm… I donno, hmmm… looks like an aubergine, maybe." said Ron.
"Let me see, let me see," said Trelawney. She pushed Ron aside and looked into the cup. Then she feinted.
"What is it, what is it?" cried Parvati Patil in alarm, echoed by Lavender Brown
"Dunno," said Harry, "probably saw a grim again, and her old heart couldn't take it anymore."
"Let me see it," said Parvati. She looked at the leaves at the bottom of his cup. "Oh my! Is that what I think it is? Lav, come here, tell me what you think?"
Lavender took the cup away from Parvati and peaked inside. She then gasped, and dropped the cup. The cup hit the floor and shattered to many little pieces, who grew little legs and ran away crying "freedom! At last!"
Lavender hurried to her seat and checked a book she picked up for some extra-research. She gasped. "The golden giant one-eyed snake! He got the giant one-eyed serpant of gold!" Then she joined the professor and the tea-cup debris on the floor in a thud, to be followed, a second later by the echoing sound of fainting Parvati.
"Crazy, mate," said Ron. "I tell you, al girls are crazy!"
"A giant snake who's lost its eye?" wondered Harry. "I thought divination was about the future!"
Hermione just huffd.
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A/N: I'm writing backwards now. Having somehow turned this story into an harem! Fic, I thought I might as well go with it and start early.
As in, third year early, foreshadowing and everything, you know.
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