This is my very first fan fiction and do you ever get those blanks in your head when at school you have to write a story and you can't think of one…Yeah well that's what happened to me (but this was in the holidays) yeah well what I did was I first thought of a random object, person or place from a movie/book/series and made a story up as I went along and made it suddenly end by a tragic death or a random person talking. By the way I hope you like 'Mayor'.
Disclaimer: I do not own neverwinter nights or John Howard.
Mayor
In a magical city called Neverwinter there was a pretty little mayor. The mayor was just an ordinary mayor whose name was mayor. He just did all the mayor things like sit down and be the mayor, stand up and be the mayor, sleep and be the mayor and….(I won't get too technical)And all mayor things that mayors do. He brushed his hair and be the mayor he ate and be the mayor he cleaned his teeth and be the mayor, he went to the loo and be the mayor, he had a shower and be the mayor…(2 hours later you would not want to read) and that's about all the mayor things he did at his house now moving on to walking to the million $ bread bakery "Hey hold this thing up" (the crowd is talking) "how come you keep on repeating the same word over and over again"
"Because Mr. want says that he wants to which his brother Ms Want wants to because she wants because I want too" says Mr. Coolhead
"YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!!"
"So what if I've got a talking problem because if she's got a problem then I want a problem like her brother has a problem like I have a problem like she has a problem his Dad has a Problem like she has a problem like her brother has a problem like I have a problem like her son has a problem like her brothers dad and him both have a problem"
"CUUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not in your script!!!"
Heres a little thing you could do if you are bored and have nothing else to do you can count how many times you find mayor in my story (excluding this one) and Problem (excluding this one as well). There you go hope I just took your boredom away (not). Otherwise I can bribe you with milk and cookies.