In a story, based on a "How to Irritate People Sketch" by John Cleese, we meet Noah, Cody and Ezekiel, working as two pilots and a steward. Today, they all want to have some fun.

Noah: [sitting next to Cody in the cockpit, sighs.] I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
Cody: Sky?
Noah: Mm-hm.
Cody: [sighs] I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.
Noah: Cloud.
Cody: Yeah. [sighs loudly] Oh God, I'm bored.
Noah: I'm fed up with that game. Let's play another game. [pauses for a while] I know what!
Cody: What?
Noah: [turns on the mic] Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm. [They both snicker.] That'll get them thinking.

[Cody reaches to switch the mic on again.]

Noah: No, no, no, no. Not yet, not yet. Let it sink in. They'll be thinking, um, 'What is there no cause for alarm about? Are the wings on fire?'
Noah: [switches the mic on] The wings are not on fire! [switches it off, they both laugh] Now they're thinking, uh, 'why should he say that?' So we say…

[Ezekiel, the steward, comes in.]

Cody: Oh, how are we doing?
Ezekiel: They've stopped eating. Looking a bit worried…
Noah: Good.
Ezekiel: Hang on, one of them is going to the washroom, eh.
Noah: Is he there yet?
Ezekiel: He's just closing the door… NOW!
Noah: [reaching for the mic] One… Two… Three! [switches it on]
Cody: Please return to your seats and fasten your safety-belts immediately! [They all laugh.]
Ezekiel: Yes… here he comes, going up the aisle like the clappers. I'll do the, ahem, worried walk now, eh?
Noah: Good, worried walk!

[Ezekiel, walks back out, looking worried.]

Cody: Right. Safety regulations!
Noah: Safety regulations.
Cody: [switches mic on]Please listen carefully. I want you, I want to remind you of some of the safety regulations. In the case of emergency it is vitally important to…

Noah: [Imitates gas mask.]
Cody: …as the warning buzzer sounds.
Noah: Bzzzz. [They snicker again.]

Noah: Oh, that's got them rattled.
Ezekiel: [comes back in] Great, great!
Noah: Hey, I've got an idea! [switches it on] Hello, you will find your life-jackets under your seats. [Turns it off]
Cody: No, they're on the racks.
Noah: Sshh, sshh, let them scrabble a bit. [They laugh once more; Noah switches the mic back on] I'm sorry, you will find them on the racks above your heads… but do not unfasten your safety belts.
Cody: Ah! [More laughing]
Ezekiel: [Looking out] Great, great, that was marvellous!
Noah: Right. Gobbledegook!
Cody: Oh, yes. [Turns it on again]
Cody: The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photo scamps on the back of the seats behind you.

[They all laugh.]

Ezekiel: [Looks out] Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
Cody: [Into the mic] Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it…
Noah: …but do not unfasten your safety belts. [More laughing]
Ezekiel: That got them back to their seats, eh.
Cody: [Yelling into the mic] The emergency sprill MUST be released…
Noah: …but do not leave your seats!
Cody: Do not panic!!
Noah: Tea will now be served!!!
Cody: Inflate your life-jackets…
Noah: …and extinguish all cigarettes!!
Cody: Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft…
Noah: …except for hand luggage…
Cody: …which you shall sit on!

[All three laugh, like crazy!]

Noah: [Still laughing] Oh, the look.
Ezekiel: [Calming down] Hang on…

Noah: What? [Laughter dies down.]

Cody: What?

Ezekiel: Hang on… they've all jumped out!

[After a few seconds of silence, the three laugh even harder than earlier.]

[Laughter dies down, the three look at each other for a while, in silence.]

Noah: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some trouble about this.

[They continue laughing out loud]

Credit goes to John Cleese! God bless you!

Script: John Cleese.

Characters: Teletoon.

Everything else: Me!