WHAT IF... #1
GAARA MEETS DEXTER(DUH,DUH,DUH)
Waz-uuuuuup!I'm sandvillagechick and if don't like my name you can go get egged! So like I'm a Naruto fan but not a fan of Narutard the character, in fact I dislike him alot... I'm also a fan of Dexter and Death Note so if like those shows you might also like me making fun of them every chance I get, "beleive it!" Also if you are a sauske fan girl you suck!
Gaara:So your the one thats been sent here from another world to help me control my urge to kill, right?
Dexter:Yes... among other things.
Gaara: Like what?
Dexter:Well, like who you kill and how you act like a killer. i kill murderers and act like a "normal" person. In fact Im a criminal investigator.
Gaara:So you kill bad guys? (makes desturbed face)O-o
Dexter: thats lesson three. first is to cover your attitute
Gaara:What attitute? (deadly glare(like a siko killer)
Dexter:That one...(does it back only more scary)
Gaara:fine...
Dexter:i want you to make a friend
Gaara:N.O. : l
Dexter:Yes. this is lesson one, part one ,Ok?
Gaara:How?
Dexter:You dont know... ok then... um... first whos your umm... group,squad,thingy?
Gaara: my brother and sister.
Dexter:oh... who do you know
Gaara:(clears throat) you, my sister, my brother and my enemies:(
Dexter:oh...well make your biggest enemy's enemy your friend.
Gaara:O.K.!!
THE NEXT DAY!!
Naruto(tard):(whistle) (whistle) (walking while whistling :)
Gaara:(standing upside down from a tree... again) Hi Naruto
Naruto:Ahhh!...You!
Gaara:sorry, didnt mean to scare you(sarcasum)
Naruto:What do you want , creep?
Gaara: You hate orchumaru right?
Naruto:Yeah
Gaara:So do I,Right?
Naruto:If you say so...
Gaara:Then why arent we working together to kill.. I mean destroy him?
Naruto:Cause YOU tried to kill me!
Gaara:Right... well I kind of... kill bad guys only... now.
Naruto:Right and I hat Ramen and love umm... hinata or something
Gaara:Im working on it ok.
Naruto:Fine then if your going to work with me, you have to work with my friends too. Believe It!!
Gaara:Great.(sarcasum) More friends.. Joy. (fake and kinf of creepy smile) So who are all these friends of yours anyway?
Naruto:Well theres Neiji,Hinata,Kiba, Shino, Bushy brows, SAkura, Choji, Shikumaru,Auikumaru,my sensi,pervy sage,the ramen shop...(babbles)
Gaara:(I wonder what Dexter is doing...)
Naruto:But really who needs sauske anyways right?
Gaara: Sauske...Uchia(sp)will die!! (blood craving look)
Dexter:Hey! what do you think your doing?
Gaara: Killing?
Dexter:(rolls up news paper) No!(wack!) Bad dog, racoon, thingy!! (wack)
Gaara:(Throws sand claw at him) Arggh!
Dexter: (squirts at the sand with metal spray bottle, sand evaporates)
Gaara:What the fuck!!
Dexter:Acid, melts your sand so easily... mahahahaha...(squirts Gaara)
Gaara:What the fuck!Ow!Ow!It... Burns!?
Naruto:Who the french toast are you?
Dexter:A murderer who kills murderers.I was brought here to train this... this... thing to be civilized in normal life and day activities. Like making friends!(squart)
Gaara:Im tellaporting you back!You... you... siko? Wow that feels weird saying that... goodbye!
Dexter: Right back to the old life of killing people like you. Sikopaths.who desperately need a good knife in the back
The end?
Gaara meets Light Yagami (who's gonna die!)
Gaara: you better be the right guy for the job or ill kill you
L: trust me hes just a siko as you
Misa Misa:No hes not hes awesome! he is my hero and love! and I let him do whatever he want to me and my powers. yeah!
Gaara: O-o
Light: i am god and will be justice. now that im in your world i will fanquish evil criminals and rule you all!
Gaara:you do realize that your suposed to be helping me right?
Light:Yes...YES! I shall work with you and your powers will help me become god!! mahahaha!
L: see what i mean?
Misa misa: Yeah.. isnt he dreamy?(drools)
Garra:No... and hes not helpful either. so bye!
Everyone:Bye Bye!!
Gaara:Forget this being nice crap im just gonna do what i want to!
YUP THE END...
(TEEHEE!)