Warning: rated T (teen) for drug use.
Some whare in grass country...
Naruto and Jiraiya had stepped into a shop to pick up a few suplies, namely shuriken and kunai. Naruto walked around the moderately sized shop looking at random objects until one of them caught his eye. It was a sword that had sneaky retractable blades that would make it difficult for an opponent to calculate whare the blade would come from.
"Hey mister, how much for this?" Naruto asked pointing at the rather curiously designed sword.
"That is Jakotsuto and it's not for sale. It's nothing personal or anything."
"Oh, is it like a family heirloom or something?"
"Actualy, yes. It was designed by my great grand father, Jakotsu, of which the name of the sword is derived."
"Oh, ok. cool." Naruto said, looking slightly dejected before looking around some more only to find something else that piqued his interest more than the sword did. The object that caught his eye was about half a meter in height, orangey-red in color, matching orangish red pull-stem bowl for easy clearing, and had a depiction of the Kyubi no Yoko's face with a rather menacing grin.
The shop owner seemed to know what Naruto was thinking and stated that the object of curiosity was 1500 ryo. Naruto gave Jiraiya a pleading look and the perverted senin broke down, buying him the bong with the Kyubi no Yoko's depiction. Jiraiya then looked down at him after he recieved the unique bong and was surprised to see an axtreemely greatfull naruto grovaling and calling him Jiraiya-sama instead of ero-senin. It almost brought a tear to the perverts eye.
After they left the shop and placed the bong in a summoning scroll, they headed back twords Konoha for a night full of bong reps and peeking at naked women while drinking sake, respectively. On their way out of town though, they found another interesting shop. This shop happend to be a clothing store...and so Jiraiya made Naruto get a new outfit in trade for receiving foxicans as it was dubbed on the spot by the orange clad teen.
His new outfit comprised of a new pair of olive drab 13 pocket cargo pants that had a draw string at the bottom to scrunch it around the ankles for a better fit, a black long sleave shirt with a silver fox head design on the back, and a grey-green colred leather trench coat. the coat was designed with a steal mesh inner lining between the exterior and interior of the coat for added protection from sword and kunai slashes.
After that they headed back twords konoha, whare the hots prings that called Jiraiya and the ramen called Naruto were. At any rate they were still a about a week and a half away.
As they were walking along naruto was still showing his gratatude twords the senin and acidently mentioned that he could show him how to do Oiroke no Jutsu if Jiraiya would teach him a new jutsu. The old pervert didnt even have to think twice about it, he taught Naruto one called Suiton: amekaze...and as per agreement, Naruto taught him his famous forbidden jutsu, Oiroke no Jutsu.
Acouple hours passed when the two decided to stop for the night, setting up camp in a smll clearing about 200 yards off the side of the road. They set their tents up quickly and quietly before setting about making a small fire to heat up some water for their MRE's.
"Ah, sure is nice to relax after a long day of running, dont you think so ero-senin?" asked Naruto as he stired his beef into the sweet and sour rice packet. He then looked at said pervert as the older shinobi started laughing like a nut job.
"Oh, thats rich brat, but your right. Now leave me alone, practice your chakra control or something, unless you want to help me some more with my research." stated Jiraiya with a lecherous grin. Naruto just grumbled to himself and made about a dozen shaddow clones. Jiraiya raised an eyebrow but didnt say anything as the clones poofed into existance. 'whats that brat up to now?' was his only thaught.
"Ok me's, I want half of you to practice chara control by running up trees, while trying to balance a kunai above your foreheads. I want the other half of you to work on making a summoning for foxicans." The clones all nodded and went about the tasks given to them by the original.
"you were going to ask me how to create a summon techniqe werent you?" was all the white haired pervert asked as the original Naruto sat back down and started reading a book on sealing methods.
"I was, but you seem like your too busy with your 'research' at the moment."
After a moment or two passed, Jiraiya said "Well, I could give you a hint, I mean, I AM a seal master afterall. I suppose I could show you how to modify a sealing scroll seal so that you could put it, say oh, I dont know, in the palm of one of your hands so it'd apear in your hand after summoned." Naruto then whistled and told his clones working on the summoning to stop and pay attention to what the old pervert was going to teach them. Said perverts eyebrow twitched in annoyence to the pervert comment.
"Alright brats, listen up because I'm only going to tell you this once." All of the Naruto's became deathly quiet at this, Causing Jiraiya to sweat drop. "Ok, what you do is you draw the seal for the storage scroll on the palm of your hand, only you make sure its just small enough to fit." All of the Narutos instantly started glaring at the white haired super pervert, merderous thughts swimming in their collective minds.
"Ero-sanin, you've left me with no choice, Haremu no Jutsu!" Naruto and all his clones instantly vanished in a poof of smoke, seemingly replaced by about a dozen naked blonde women...causing Jiraiya to pass out due to a combination of blood loss and thaught overload. Not long after that Naruto crawled into his tent for a nice long night of sleep.
(Naruto's dreamscape)
Naruto was sitting in a black leather recliner somewhare in the middle of some forest, a saucer of sake in his hand. Sitting next to him in a similar chair, only crimson in color, was a woman about 20 with long red hair. She too had a saucer of sake in her hand. Of all things, they were having a seemingly friendly heart to heart type conversation.
"Hey, Kyu-chan, how'd you know I could get drunk in my mind scape?" asked the slightly tipsy blonde.
"Have to kill time in here some how don't I? Think about it Naruto, what would YOU do if you were in my positon?" responded the former seemingly all powerful Kyubi no Yoko.
"I'd probably drive the person nuts by never shutting up, while only talking about the most mundane things or...RAMAN!"
Kyubi just looked at him shocked. She then blinked an giggled a little."What?"
"You'll never guess what I got today" said Naruto quickly, attempting to change the topic. This of course didnt go unnoticed by the fox next to him.
Taking the rest of the sake in the saucer and then downing it, kyubi decided she'd give in to her curiosity and ask. "What did ya get huh, some thing that looks like me?" It was nothing more than her way of saying that it better be worth the burn from downing her drink like that.
"How'd you know?" he asked, the color slowly draining from his cheeks.
"You seriously got something depicting me? Damn, and here I thaught you were kidding! Well, what is it?"
Naruto shuffled around in his pockets, seemingly searching for something. seconds later he pulled out a firey orange pull-stem bong with a depiction of Kyubi's face in her fox form. "This!" he exclaimed as he handed it to her to look at. Her face lit up instantly when she saw it.
"That is SO CUTE!" She squeled as she tested its air flow and examined the craftsmanship of said bong. Almost instantly it was filled with water and the bowl loaded. Kyubi grinned as she made a flame apear on her right index finger and lit the greenery in the bowl. Inhaling deeply she filled it up and pulled the stem out of the carb, rushing the sweet warm smoke into her lungs, filling them to capacity. She then handed it back to Naruto as she exhaled and coughed violently. "Here."
Naruto happily grabbed Foxicans and brought it up to his mouth, repeating the prior process. "So what do you think Kyu-chan?" the blonde asked in between coughs.
"It's perfect, just like me!" she squeled, giving him a look that just screamed 'say anything but and I'll slowly dismember you'. Naruto gulped and passed the new object of the kitsunes desire to her before telling her that he needed to go or ero-senin would kick him in the crotch until he got up. The red haired vixen just laughed at him as he started fading from the forest-like room.
(Land of the living)
"Ughh, damn mornings. Oh well, guess I better start traing some...but first, some RAMEN!" And with that he headed out to the camp fire that was being tended to by the white haired super pervert, placing a kettle of water above said fire. After several minutes of pure bordom the kettle finaly started to whistle. He removed the kettle from the flames and proceded to fill his instant ramen cup, starting the nerve racking waiting proccess all over again. After the horable three minute waiting period Naruto quickly crammed the entire contents of the cup-o-noodles down his throat. Jiraiya just stared at him and shook his head in mild amusement at the scene of Naruto impatiantly waiting for his morning raman fix.
After Naruto downed his ramen faster than normal, he then proceded to bug Jiraiya to teach him something, anything realy.
"Why don't you practice the one I already showed you. You know, the one you traded for, Suiton: amekaze." Jiraiya respoded after 10 minutes of constant begging and whining.
"Ah fine, be that way ero-senin." Naruto huffed and then started going over the seals for the jutsu, without molding any chakra. After about half an hour he felt confident in being able to pull off the jutsu, and so he decided to give it a try. Naruto stopped by the side of the road, went through the hand seals and called out the name of the jutsu. What happend totaly shocked him. The small puddles off the side of the rode started to evaporate and then reform into senbon sized and shaped water droplets. All the droplets then shot in the direction he was facing. "Wow! That was pretty awesome!" shouted Naruto after he pulled it off.
"Yea, it's a decent technique, but youre far from mastering it. Keep working on it, youll master it eventualy. Though that was damn good for a first try. Good job, brat."
Naruto looked at Jiraiya with a mischivious grin that was only made wider from the praise. "Hey, ero-senin, want another one of my personal jutsus?"
Jiraiya looked at him questioningly. "Whats your game, brat?"
"What do you mean? I figure if the only way I'm going to learn a jutsu from you is to give you mine in trade, well, I guess I should offer one for one." Reasoned Naruto. Jiraiya just looked at Naruto slightly dumb founded for a seconed and then chuckled.
"I knew you were smarter than you let on, Naruto."
"Yea, yea. So, what about it? Sound good, sensei?"
Jiraiya looked thaughtfull for a moment and then replied. "Nope. Sorry brat, but you have to earn the next one". Naruto grumbled than sat down and reached into his utility pouch and pulled out a bag, a roller and some pappers. He proceded to dip the roller into the bag and then pulled it out, closed and stuck a paper in it. He then licked the camo colored ninja paper and started rolling the machine. A few seconds later he stopped and pulled out the ninja spliff. He then lit it and took a few puffs, holding them in. As he exhaled he offered it to the old pervert, but he turned it down. Naruto shrugged as he puffed at it a bit more as
They broke camp after they put everything away and proceded on their way back twords Konoha. Hours later they made it back to the village and headed strait to the Hokage tower.
-an hour later-
Naruto walked into his apartment for the first time in over 3 weeks. The first thing he noticed was that somebody came in and trashed his place. Literaly. There was 30 bags of garbage in the living room alone.
'Damn bastard. I'll show him!' The blonde thaught as he started grabbing black refuse bag after black refuse bag, tossing them out the window to spite him. After e was done with that he went about picking up his small bachalor pad of an apartment. when he was done two hours later he swiped some blood across his summoning seal on his left hand, causing his bong to apear right in his grip, fully loaded.
He then went and sat on his couch and began to light the bowl. 'Ahh, nothin like a little herbal therapy to relax.' As he inhaled the thick white smoke, he realized he needed to show off his newest treasure to a couple of his closest precious people. Exahaling, he got up and headed back out the door after sealing foxicans back up.
As he was leaving his apartment building he almost ran Hinata over, eliciting a small eep and a rather furious blush, rivaling that of a tomato.
"Hey, Hinata-chan, want to see what I just braught back with me?"
Hinata with her passion to, uh, know everything about Naruto, nodded her head being as she didnt trust her voice. He just smiled at her after helping her up. He then bit his thumb and swiped some blood over the seal, once again releasing foxicans from its captivity. She then took it from him, muttering something about its cuteness and how her Naruto-kun always cheered her up. He just sweat dropped as he watched her fondle and snuggle with his bong.
"W-whare'd Yo-you get th-this N-nar-naruto-k-kun?" she pale lavender eyed beauty asked, blush still blazing.
"I got it at this shop in grass country. I was looking at this whicked sword before I found it though. Go ahead and take a rip off it." And so she did at his prompting. As she filled her lungs to capacity she started to hack and caugh, nealy choking on the sweet smoke. "So what do you think Hinata chan?"
"Hits great." She managed to get out between caughing fits. He then grabbed her by th wrist and dragged to his favorite ramen stand. On the way to the small shop he seemed to be running into everyone he knew, so he waved at then and told them to follow him. when he got to the shop he went to show his new possesion to everybody, but Hinata seemed quite atatched to it. Not wanting to let go of it, he had her show it to them, getting him many compliments on his taste, along with a question about being able to use it from Ino. Hinata glared at her like she just asked Naruto on a date in front of her. After show and tell was done, Hinata followed him back to his apartment.
When they enterd, Naruto gestured tword the couch before heading to the kitchen to get some drinks for the two of them. a couple moments later he returned with a bottle of sake, iced and two saucers. Handing one to her he asked why she was relunctant to release foxicans.
"Because Naruto, none of them are good enough for you or your things." she managed to say with out stuttering one bit before she tooke a sip of her drink. He just cocked an eyebrow at her.
"Are you saying you like me Hinata? The blonde asked.
"N-no, I dont l-l-ike you Naruto-k-kun, I love y-you!" she blerted out, causing him to blush.
Now it was his turn to stutter like mad. "Y-y-you d-do?" he said as a large true smile graced his features, efectively britening the entire room with his over flowing joy.
"H-hai. I have for the l-longest time Naruto-kun." She said as she boldly bent sideways and kissed him, causing him to faint. She then smiled at this seaming reversal of roles. After he came back around, they spent the rest of the day talking, drinking, smoking canibus and making out.
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Haremu no Jutsu - harem technique Oiroke no Jutsu - sexy technique Suiton: amekaze - water release: driving rain (mine)