A/N: New Story! It's dialogue-only, since that's what I've wanted to work on mostly from my last story and this was the easiest…or should I say, hardest, way to handle it. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! I got a laugh out of it, I hope that you get a few out of it too!

Chapter One… "UNTIE ME!"

"Merlin, this is beautiful!"

"It better be, for what I paid."

"Oh, shut up, you're just going to ruin it!"

"At this rate, it's going to ruin me Granger. Will you just put it on?"

"…"

"What?"

"Aren't you forgetting something Draco?"

"No. Here's me. On one knee on a bed which is not as easy as it looks by the way. And there's you. Right there. Here's the ring. Would you just bloody put it on woman?!"

"I won't."

"What?! But…I thought you wanted to get married!"

"So, you just go around marrying people whenever they feel like it then?"

"No, Hermione don't look at me like that."

"…"

"Hermione. Stop that. Hermione don't. No, don't leave. Hermione. Leave the clothes on the ground you!"

"Make me."

"And how do you propose I do that? Tie you down to the bed?! Actually…"

"Don't you even think about it, you git!"

"What? I wasn't thinking anything. I was only going to do this."

"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! IF YOU DON"T UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW I WILL MURDER YOU!"

"Believe me, if you could've, you'd have already done it."

"Draco… Bloody hell, Draco!"

"Promise me you won't leave!"

"UNTIE ME!"

"Fine. Finite Incantatem."

"…"

"Hermione don't throw them out there. They were expensive! Hermione!"

"Glad to know that your bloody fur cloak means more than I do!"

"It does not. I love you!"

"So prove it!"

"What are you? Blind? Deaf, perhaps? Goddammit I just proposed to you!"

"You didn't propose! You got me naked. Then got down on your bloody knees and nearly threw the ring at me!"

"That's what got you angry? Don't be ridiculous."

"RIDICULOUS?! You know. You're just like Ronald! You've seriously got the emotional range of a teaspoon!"

"No."

"Yes."

"Dammit woman. I cannot believe you just brought Weasley into the conversation on my bed!"

"Oh, so now it's your bed, huh?"

"Would you stop doing that?"

"Doing what?!"

"Twisting around everything I say!"

"I am not. You're just saying the wrong things!"

"I…oh sod it. It's not worth it. Wait no! Hermione I didn't mean that! Really! Hermione don't break it! You gave it to me, remember?!"

"So? Apparently, it's not really worth it!"

"I didn't mean it like that!"

"What then? What did you mean Draco?!"

"I meant that…oh, I don't know what I meant Hermione!"

"HOW. IS. THAT. SUPPOSED. TO MAKE. ANYTHING. BETTER?!?!"

"Hermione stop throwing things at me! I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry too."

"Wha--? You are?"

"NO YOU IMBECILE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WANTED TO MARRY YOU!"

"I said I was sorry!"

"Oh. And that just makes everything better then?"

"No, it doesn't! But it's a start isn't it?"

"…"

"No, don't start ignoring me. Hermione, come here. Ow! Don't kick me! Hermione come on! Hermione, will you marry me?"

"…"

"What?"

"Well, you don't expect the ring to magically slip on to my finger, do you?"

A/N: Hope you like it so far! Tell me what you think!

Always,

Snow