Disclaimer: I own nothing. Jamie Valentine belongs to BrokenFreak.

Pairings: JerichoxOC

Summary: Where's the glitter? Where's the pizzaz?


Might As Well

by: Rainbowblack

"There, now that feels so much better." Chris said to himself. "Hey, baby!"

Jamie came into the room, from the bathroom. "Yeah, hon--Holy fuck, what the hell are you wearing, Chris?"

She eyed the new ring suit. It looked horrible. Like something that came out of Lance Cade's closet. No fashion to it, no bright colors. Where's the glitter? Where's the pizzaz?

"It's my new trunks." he told her. "What's wrong, you don't like them?"

"Uh, no." Jame shook her head. "Might as well wear a speedo, if you're going to wear that thing. Looks like Orton got a hold of you, and won."

"Nice." he said. "I see how much you love me."