A/N: This is my holiday one-shot. Hope you like it. And Every Man Wants Hermione isn't abandoned anymore. Insert smiley face here. I'm working on the next chapter!

Never watch your girlfriend while she sleeps.

I've never done it!

There was a bug on her face, I swear to Merlin!

A lousy bug!

Look, I really am NOT one of those freaky, sensitive, stalk-ish, love-crazed, girly wizards out there who watch women sleep. I am a manly wizard, okay?

SUPER MANLY.

And besides, it frightens me to think of someone watching ME while I sleep (though I know it is oh so tempting to do so considering my charming looks and all) so I don't think it would be right for me to watch someone else.

I give you advice again, fellow reader; never watch your girlfriend while she sleeps.

It's scary and she might dump you. And you would be classified as something as low as Potty or Weasel. (No offense to you two if you happen to come across this on our weekly Friday Poker Night…)

Anyway, I was simply staring at the large gnat hovering very close in proximity to her face. I was going to smash it too, but then I thought of the horror it would cause.

THERE WOULD BE BUG JUICE ON HER FACE!

BUG JUICE!

So I decided to avada it instead, and reached for my wand, which was next to her pillow. But as my eyes wandered, they landed on the mentioned face. And here's where I could not help myself but to really appreciate- APPRECIATE, not STARE AT- how lovely her facial features are.

Her skin is a nice, light tan (not the hideous orange hue that oh, I dunno, PANSY PARKINSON, got to impress me) and I could just see a glow come off of it. Her thick, brown curls didn't actually look like they belonged to an angry, wet, hideous cat, amazingly enough, but instead are sprawled somewhat angelically around her face. Under her soft lids and long lashes I know to be are her beautiful brown eyes. Though I must say, those eyes are startling when they're glaring at you for watching quidditch instead of cuddling.

Moving lower, there's her quite symmetrical nose. As I looked closer, I realized it's one of those cute button ones. (Weird how noses can be described like something you sew on clothes) It fits just right on her face- not to large, small, wide, or narrow. Then I came to my favorite part of her face, her lips.

By no means will I get sappy or cliché, her lips aren't large and voluptuous like that Angelina Josomething's lips (some American muggle actress that appeared on a girl's magazine I found… I swear I FOUND it, it's not mine! DON'T LISTEN TO CRABBE OR GOYLE OR ZABINI! ESPECIALLY NOT CRABBE OR GOYLE!) but they are nice enough to fit my needs. They're perfect, actually. They're a nice shade of pink, too. And, wait, this is comical, they happened to be pouted. Perhaps she was dreaming that she's not a blabbermouthed brainiac. Now, that would be the day… Well, here I am now, still looking at her lips… they happen to be moving. Oh dear, her eyes are opening. Um, so about that bug-

"Draco, are you watching me while I sleep?"

"Don't be absurd, I was just-"

"Because I think that's sweet of you to appreciate my beauty without trying to be a smartarse." Insert devil's evil smile here. Okay folks, here is where you forget all of the things I've told you about watching YOUR girl (not OTHER girls, you still CANNOT do that!) while she sleeps. If Hermione thinks it's sweet, that means I'm going to be a lucky man…

"Right! I was just admiring your beauty, love. I'm not one of those super manly wizards who aren't sensitive. I'm a romantic-"

"Mmhmm, just shut up and kiss me."

SMOOCH.

Sometimes you have to forget the advice you give to others and wing it…

Okay, so maybe I was staring just a little bit. But it paid off didn't it? Besides, I can make being classified as a Potty or Weasel super hot and sexy.

A/N: I came up with it on account of three cans of Arizona Iced Tea and lots of sugar cookies at twelve thirty in the morning. Happy New Year's!