The likenesses of Tobuscus belong to Toby Turner, Mlp Fim belongs to hasbro, DnD belongs to wizards of the coast. These stories are in collaboration with Psquiddy288.
Superman, batman, and man if steel belong to DC. Star Wars belongs to Disney and Star Trek belongs to eugene Roddenberry. Doctor Who belongs to the B.B. "road trip" they mention was from a story I wrote, but part of its missing, and it wasn't that funny. The likenesses of the Ben the looney character belongs to Ben Tanehill. The song discord sings belongs to Josh Turner.
Twilight sparkle returned home one evening when she saw spikes trucks and ducks shirt on the front door
Twilight sparkle said(sigh) where am I gonna go rainbow and fluttershy are at some homophobic meeting with the intention on "teaching them a lesson" pinkie has to work applejack is morning the loss of her brother (sigh)"
Twilight sparkle left to go to a hotel
Meanwhile
Spike had just finished fucking Rarity when he found a hidden door
Spike: woah babe check this out
Rarity: what is it love
Spike: babe it's a door
Spike opened the door to see a magic typewriter that could conger anything that isn't over7 feet tall
Spike: babe lets make a bi- wait no uhh a huge uhh no
Rarity: oh love we can make the house a ballroom for the night
Spike: babe that's cool I guess but like first can we like make a motorcycle and like I drive and like you and me dress in denim. And like I have like a mustache. And after that we can do your ballroom shit
Rarity: let's go!
The took the typewriter outside to make motorcycles and shit -
Spike: babe how do you spell motorcycle
Rarity: I don't know
Spike: (sniff) why not
Rarity: I'm a fashion designer.
Spike: well bitch why haven't you designed a motorcycle
Rarity: I design clothes!
Spike: well bitch maybe big shock your in the wrong business babe
Rarity: I am not in the wrong business
Spike: babe I'm sorry well ask twilight
Rarity: where is twilight.
Spike: I overheard her mention going to a hotel
The two arrive at a hotel to see pinkie pie standing below twilights window dressed as a knight
Pinkie pie: I love you with so much of my heart there is none. Shall I compare thee to a summers. day oh Romeo Romeo wherefore art though Romeo.
Spike: yo pinks its your homeboy spikey why don't you step out of my way so I can talk to twilight.
Pinkie pie: no can do
Spike: (sniff) why not.
Pinkie pie: oh her doors locked I've been trying to wake her up since I got outta sugar cube corner.
Rarity: don't you live there?
Pinkie pie: yes but I wanted to talk to twilight about something.
Spike: about what?
Pinkie pie: (in a whispered voice) don't tell rarity but I think she loves you.
Spike blushed as rarity rolled her eyes.
Pinkie pie: but I can help you better than twilight.
Spike: okay how do you spell motorcycle.
Pinkie pie: I don't know BUT I have a dictionary in my bedroom at sugar cube corner.
Rarity: what are standing around for let's go
The make there way to sugar cube corner
Pinkie pie: here it is my dictionary
Spike looked around the room to see
One wall filled with pictures if twilight a heart shaped bead and what spike could only assume as twilights clothing
Spike: pinkie why are there pictures
Of twilight
Pinkie pie: cause umhh spike do you know what happens when a mommy and a mommy love each other very much
Spike: I know what happens when a mommy and a daddy love each other
Pinkie well when two mo-
Rarity: be quiet pinkie if we wanted to know about lesbian sex we'd go somewhere else
Pinkie: no there isn't motorcycle,
But there's calaboose.
Rarity: pinkie when was that made
Pinkie: 1843
Spike: well there were motorcycles back then look harder
Pinkie pie: no I checked all the "m" words.
Spike (imitating pinkies voice) I checked all the m words
Pinkie pie: maybe mr and ms cake know how to spell motorcycle.
2 minutes later
Spike: mr. Cake how do you spell motorcycle.
Mr. Cake: well I don't know why don't you go ask ms. Cake
Spike: WHAT with those saggy titties NO
Pinkie pie looked astonished
And rarity embarreced
Get the FUCK out of my house.
Spike no I'm a customer
Mr. Cake: Then buy a fucking cake!
Spike: well I can't cause we don't have any money
Mr. Cake: then get the fuck out.
Spike: NO NONONONONONONO
Spike is crying as he gets tragged out of the shop
Spike: okay we find a house of a smart person and find like there journal or something and read it to find the word motorcycle.
Pinkie pie: how are we gonna find there journal
Spike were gonna break into there
house... Pinkie give me your gun
Pinkie pie: OKAY!
After 20 minutes of walking they find rarity's house
Spike: this house is ripe fir ther piken
Rarity: SPIKE NO THAT'S MIN-
Spike shoots out the window while screaming and shit (he's trying to be quiet )
The climb into the house and after looking through rarity's design books spike makes a Molotov cocktail throws it to the ground and jumps out the window pinkie pie also jumps out the window but rarity runs out the front door screaming ( yknow cause her house is burning down)
Outside she starts screaming at spike
Rarity: SPIKE WHAT THE HELL!
spike: what you don't know the fuck head who lives there babe
Rarity:SPIKE THAT'S MY HOUSE!
Spike: don't worry babe well go talk to twilight and see if you can stay with us
Pinkie pie: you can't we tried that earlier.
Spike: no but we have a gun now
It cuts to a hardware shop
Shop owner: well I best be closing up the shop.
Spike runs in and kills the shop owner and takes a ladder and flees
30
Minutes later
Through twilights hotel room window you can see the end of a ladder and spike climbing up it then gun shot and the window shatter
Twilight springs out of bed
Twilight sparkle: holly Philly fuck what the shit
Spike: can rarity stay with us someone burned her house down
Twilight sparkle: oh my god that's terrible sure stay as long as you want
Rarity: thank you so much twilight.
The trio leave and go to the cutie mark crusaders clubhouse
Rarity: there not gonna be there i made sure sweety bell was asleep before I left apple bloom is at sweet apple acres and scootaloo wouldn't be there by herself
The arrive to see all three crusaders
Sweety bell: umm hi rarity
Rarity: what are you doing?
Apple bloom: we're pulling an all nighter
Rarity: sweety we going to live with spike for a while.
Sweety bell: why
Rarity: bec-
Spike: cut the fucking bullshit how do who spell motorcycle
Scootaloo: (gasp) oh my god we can get our cutie marks if we tell him how to spell motorcycle.
Apple bloom: your so right.
Scootaloo: but wait how do you spell motorcycle.
Spike pulls out his gun and shoots sweety bell in the leg
BANG!
Rarity: SWEETY
Spike: Bitch ill fucking gut you HOW DO YOU SPELL MOTORCYCLE
Sweety bell: (sobbing) I don't know
Rarity : SPIKE STOP
Spike: NO
Spike starts shooting everywhere
Rarity: (sobbing) stop! Rainbow rainbow!
Rainbow dash flies in her blue coat red and punches out spike
Rarity: why are you all red
Rainbow dash: I was killing homophobes duhh
Rarity: okay take sweety bell to a hospital.
Rainbow dash: ON IT!
Rainbow dash picked up sweety bell and flew away
Spike was waking up and shot rarity and applebloom in the legs and passes out from blood loss (cause if the gash from the punch)
There screams alerted the police the took spike into custody pinkies gun was returned to her rarity and applebloom were sent to the hospital
Now the story would be over but I have more ideas so
Spike wakes up in prison with a bandage on his head from when rainbow dash knocked him out
A guard walks by his cell:
Guard: your awake I'd figure you'd be out till tomorrow morning.
Spike: how do you spell motorcycle
Guard: e
Spike repeated the letters until twilight came to bale him out
As spike got out twilight started scolding him
Twilight: spike how did you get yourself in jail
Spike: I wanted to know how to spell motorcycle
Twilight: so you were running around
At 3 in the morning
Spike: yeah cause I found a magic typewriter and I wanted to make a motorcycle
Twilight: spike your to young to drive a motorcycle. Plus I'm gonna sell that tomorrow to science ponies
Spike: (double sniff) no twilight please
Twilight: spike it's to dangerous for you to use
Spike: NO I WON'T LET YOU
Spike bitched and whined all the way
Home and after 3 months rarity applebloom and sweety bell were all healed and rarity and sweety bell moved into there reconstructed house