A random little parody on Teletubbies, recently edited for grammar and spelling mistakes... My earliest work, I think... So it's nowhere as good as my later fics... But just for laughs... Here ya go!
How They Died
A Teletubbies Ficlet
by shiny-chang
"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play!" Cue intro song.
"Why the heck do I have to keep doing this? Can't they just bloody record me, to save me from coming into the fucking studio, saying the same shitty lines over and over and over and over again! For FUCKING GOD'S SAKE!" The narrator hadn't realised that he was shouting by that time. The four teletubbies stared at him from the scene setting, suddenly realising that he was right.
Why do we have to come here everyday, just to do the same thing over and over again, for some bloody children? Was what was running through the multi-coloured figures' minds.
"Yeah! Let's start a revolution against the producer!" Yelled Tinky-Winky.
"Yeah! We agree!" The other three responded, throwing their fists into the air, as a sign of rebellion.
"Come on!"
The four started running around the set, kicking everything in the way. Of course, the crew tried to stop them, but to no avail. They were running wild.
"You know, you really do need a leader," A sly voice came from the round domed building. Leaning next to the door was a black Teletubby, with an aerial shaped like a pentagon. "Call me Buba." Her cool voice stopped their stampeding.
"Tinky-Winky."
"Dipsy."
"Laa-"
"I already know who you are. You're world famous, translated into god knows how many bloody languages. ALL OVER THE BLOOMING EARTH! I mean, who doesn't know you?" She stepped away from the building towards them. "As I've said, you really do need a leader for your revolution."
"Could you?" They all looked at her with puppy-eyes.
"Whatever. First of all, have these. They really do help. Just click that clicky thing next to the handle to set it off." He threw them each a gun. But of course they didn't know that. They did what he told them, self-consciously aiming at each other.
BANG
Bullets rang throughout the set, killing the four childhood friends instantly.
"Hn. Stupid bastards," He muttered before disappearing.
And that was how they died.
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