STRIP POKER

Tsunande ran through the village, chasing her two teammates down with a vengance in only shorts and her bra. They had tricked her into playimng strip poker for the third time that month, and this time, they were going to get it. She would make sure those two learned their lesson.

"Oh, man, she's gaining on us!" Jiraiya said, stumbling.

"Well if you hadn't tricked her into playinmg strip poker again, we wouldn't have to run, you idiot!" Orochimaru said, his eyes burning through his partner angrilly. "Why do i always get dragged into your idio-OOF!" He said, running face first into Hiruzen Sarutobi. He fell backwards onto the ground, looking up at his sensei and holding his sore nose. The brown haired ninja had gotten a hold of his pervy student by the collar, preventing him from running further. Orochimaru panicked and hid behind the older ninja, not wanting to face the wrath of his female comrade.

"What's going on? Tsunande? Why are you...?" He said, getting a slight blush after seeing his student's bra. He slammed Jiraiya to the ground and took off his jacket, offering it to the girl. She took it gratefully and put it on, buttoning it up.

"Thank you sensei..." She said blushing and looking down.

"Your welcome. Now will one of you explain what was going on?" He said, looking right at Jiraiya.

"Sensei, it's my fault." Orochimaru said. "I went along with Jiraiya's idea for tricking Tsunande into playing strip poker again."

"Strip... poker...?" Sarutobi said, his eyes widening. "None of you are old enough for that!" He exclaimed.

"Jiraiya thought we were. This is the third time in a month!" Tsunande growled.

"Jiraiya...!" Sarutobi said in a threatening tone. The young pervert glared at the raven haired boy, sending his friend looks of hatred for ratting him out. Orochimaru merely smiled warmly at him, as their sensei drags the white haired boy off by his collar. His two teammates wave and when the snake boy doesn't expect it, Tsunande pounds him in the head.