THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLETELY IRREVERENT AND IS MADE BY A COUPLE OF TROLLS. DON'T OWN ANY OF THE PEOPLE.
CHAPTER 1: I WILL TAKE THE LINK IN MORDOR
Naruto bit Ichigo's lip tenderly, moaning lowly as Gilbert slipped hands under the blonde's shirt to rub his chest.
Oh the other side of the door, Batman sat, touching himself softly, teasingly, watching the scene though the keyhole. It wasn't the men inside that ran through his thoughts, though. "G-Gandalf..." he whimpered.
Gandalf, through telepathy that only the most badass sexiest wizard could posess, felt the heat of Batman's lust. His eyes fell on the boy next to him - Link. "Mai boi, have I ever showed you what 'don't drop the soap' means?"
Young Link gazed up at him, eyes full of innocent curiosity, and shook his head slowly. "HHHHHAAAAAAAYAAAA HA HOOO EEEEYAHHHH," he asked.
Gandalf, aroused by this show of primal curiousity, grabbed the young elf and made love to his mouth with his own. Ash Ketchum watched on, feeling a growing need start a fire in his stomach. Oh if only Pikachu wasn't in the infirmary...
Pikachu, however, was not regretting her position... As it sported a splendid view of all that Nurse Joy had to offer. That tease. She knew how much her skirt would ride up when she bent over, the way her cleavage bounce about. The smirk on her face gave it all away.
Nurse Joy bounced over to where Pikachu sat, pushing her boobs in the pokemon's face. "Heeeyy~ You feeling better, little one?" She felt deliciously sensual, hoping to arouse the pokemon to the point of where Pikachu would have no choice but to cooperate in this nurse's naughty games.