See Joey and Kaiba Slash

by Kalarin

I tried to write a Puppyshipping story and this is what came out. This is somewhat of a drabble with the Joey and Kaiba pairing. No explicit behavior actually occurs in the story, but it is hinted at.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or "See Spot Run."

This is by no means a serious story, nor do I intend to insult Puppyshippers. I just thought it might be funny.

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See Joey.

See Kaiba.

Kaiba and Joey have words.

Joey gets mad.

Seethe, Joey, seethe!

See Kaiba and Joey fight and duel.

Duel, Joey and Kaiba, duel!

See Kaiba win.

Watch Kaiba's head get big.

So big, his brain falls out of his ear.

Bye-bye, brain!

See you next week!

See Kaiba randomly seduce Joey.

Seduce, Kaiba, seduce!

Turn on your charm!

See Joey grab Kaiba and run over to the bed.

Run, Joey, run!

Just like Spot.

See Joey undress.

Undress, Joey, undress!

Show your sexy smiley face boxers!

See Kaiba take off his trenchcoat, then his clothes.

See Joey stare in shock.

Kaiba has a lot of weight hidden under his trenchcoat.

A lot of weight.

Hear Joey ask Kaiba how much he weighs.

See him ignore the subtle flash in Kaiba's eyes.

Hear Kaiba answer suspiciously, "One hundred eighty-six."

Hear Joey yell, "Damn Kaiba!"

See Kaiba sit his 186-pound self on Joey.

Sit, Kaiba, sit!

Hear Joey scream.

Scream, Joey, scream!

"You're sittin' on my pancreas!"

See Kaiba smirk.

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Yeah, I made Kaiba weigh what a 6'1" man might actually weigh (he doesn't look like he weighs only 143 pounds to me). Pretend he gained some muscle weight.