Disclaimer: *saying sarcastically* Yeah, I'm J.K. Rowling. Not. I don't own
any of the characters in this story, just the plot.
A/N: Ok so this story just came to me when I was cleaning my room and I found my brothers boxers on top of my Harry Potter books. Don't ask me how they got there, 'cus I really don't want to know. By the way this story is a one shot and contains NO SLASH!!! Ok, here it goes.
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"Harry, are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Hermione.
"Of course, why wouldn't it be? He humiliates us on a regular basis and now is our turn to get back at him," replied Harry.
"Hermione, don't worry. Everything will be fine. Besides, he won't even see us, we'll be under the invisibility cloak," Ron said.
"I know, but do you remember the last time we tried to pull a prank on him under this thing? Harry didn't have the cloak all the way up and he saw your head and told Snape," Hermione said.
"Everything will be fine," Harry said as he checked his watch. "Ok, it's time. Lets get under the invisibility cloak."
"But Harry, how do you know he's going to be there? He might have changed his mind and gone at a different time," Hermione said.
"Because," Harry replied back as they all got under the invisibility cloak, "I head him tell Crabbe and Goyle he was going to be the library at 5:00. It is now 4:45 and we need to go."
Harry got under the cloak, followed by Ron then Hermione. They reached the portrait hole and went out. They followed along the corridor and stopped every so often, checking to make sure no one could see them.
Finally they reached the library. They saw him over by the potions books. Carefully, they walked over to him. As soon as they were near, Ron reached out and.
It was a perfect opportunity to have his picture taken. Draco Malfoy was standing there, his pants at his ankles, wearing bright pink boxers with Malfoy printed across the butt.
As soon as his pants were down, the trio ran behind the next bookshelf. Putting on his best fake voice to hide his own, Harry sang out, "I see London, I see France, I see Malfoy's underpants!"
Quickly, they all got under the cloak again, and ran back to the common room.
Of course, Malfoy never knew who did it. But of course, he would never forget. After a month it was still all anyone could ever talk about. As for those pink boxers, no one ever knew if he ever wore them, for every morning, he put an anti-pulling charm on his pants.
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A/N: So, what do you think? I know it was stupid but please review any
way!!
A/N: Ok so this story just came to me when I was cleaning my room and I found my brothers boxers on top of my Harry Potter books. Don't ask me how they got there, 'cus I really don't want to know. By the way this story is a one shot and contains NO SLASH!!! Ok, here it goes.
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"Harry, are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Hermione.
"Of course, why wouldn't it be? He humiliates us on a regular basis and now is our turn to get back at him," replied Harry.
"Hermione, don't worry. Everything will be fine. Besides, he won't even see us, we'll be under the invisibility cloak," Ron said.
"I know, but do you remember the last time we tried to pull a prank on him under this thing? Harry didn't have the cloak all the way up and he saw your head and told Snape," Hermione said.
"Everything will be fine," Harry said as he checked his watch. "Ok, it's time. Lets get under the invisibility cloak."
"But Harry, how do you know he's going to be there? He might have changed his mind and gone at a different time," Hermione said.
"Because," Harry replied back as they all got under the invisibility cloak, "I head him tell Crabbe and Goyle he was going to be the library at 5:00. It is now 4:45 and we need to go."
Harry got under the cloak, followed by Ron then Hermione. They reached the portrait hole and went out. They followed along the corridor and stopped every so often, checking to make sure no one could see them.
Finally they reached the library. They saw him over by the potions books. Carefully, they walked over to him. As soon as they were near, Ron reached out and.
It was a perfect opportunity to have his picture taken. Draco Malfoy was standing there, his pants at his ankles, wearing bright pink boxers with Malfoy printed across the butt.
As soon as his pants were down, the trio ran behind the next bookshelf. Putting on his best fake voice to hide his own, Harry sang out, "I see London, I see France, I see Malfoy's underpants!"
Quickly, they all got under the cloak again, and ran back to the common room.
Of course, Malfoy never knew who did it. But of course, he would never forget. After a month it was still all anyone could ever talk about. As for those pink boxers, no one ever knew if he ever wore them, for every morning, he put an anti-pulling charm on his pants.
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A/N: So, what do you think? I know it was stupid but please review any
way!!
