Kimi: Hey everybody!! So nice 2 see u!!

Itachi and Deidara: u can't see them…..

Kimi: uh-huh!! I have magical kung fu powers!!

Itachi: Kung fu is fighting….

Kimi: It is?

Deidara: (sighs)

Kimi: Oh well do the disclaimer guys or else the BIG BOSS of fan fiction is going to kill me!

Itachi: (sighs) Kimi does not own Naruto or us and never will in the name of God, Amen….

Deidara: (mumbles what Itachi said) Amen….un…

Kimi: That's right!! U GOT IT!!GOOD BOYS!!

Itachi: no….Tobi is….

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"Thank you so much for joining me in the meeting room everyone!"Pein told everyone in the um… messed up meeting room.

"You made come in here…"Itachi mumbled. He was sitting beside his partner Kisame, who sat bored.

"Ok no offense Leader-sama but can you make this quick because "Secret life of the American Teenager" is about to start," Deidara said."Today's episode is "Slice of life" where Lauren is going to get caught kissing Ricky!!"

"……"was all Pein really did.

"OMG!! No way! For real!! Oh god!! I have to see it!!"Konan yelled out. Everyone stared at both Deidara and Konan."Ricky only belongs to either Grace or Adrian!!"

'Really to tell you the truth I like Grace better…."Deidara confessed.

"Really? I like Adrian…"Konan said.

"Alright guys settle down. I don't care about no Lauren or Grace or Adrian or Ricky Martin ok!?"Pein yelled out.

"It's "Ricky" for your info!"Deidara said defending Ricky.

"yeah Ricky Martin is a whole other story….he's hot…"Konan said.



"Ok….."Pein said.

"Alright so why are we here?" Kisame said bluntly.

"Huh? Oh yeah um…. Well you see….as all of you can see our hide out isn't a suitable place to live….it's um.. . well…"

"Just say it's fucking destroyed! We don't even have a roof!"Hidan yelled out. He was so bored he almost fell asleep.

"Right thank you Hidan, "Pein said. "Hidan is right so we are all moving out! But before you say anything we are not buying or renting a new place."Kakuzu stopped glaring at him.

"Then what are we going to do Leader-sama?" Zetsu's white side asked.

"HEY EVERYONE!! WHY IS EVERYONE IN HERE!?"

"Tobi, you idiot! Shut up!!"Deidara yelled out smacking poor defenseless Tobi.

"But Deidara-sempai!! Tobi is a good boy!!"Tobi said getting up from the floor rubbing his head.

"Idiot…." Zetsu's black side said while Zetsu's white side said" Are you ok Tobi?"

"Tobi's fine!! So what are we doing here, Leader-sama!!"

"We are moving Tobi….."Pein said.

"OH!!"Tobi yelled out loudly.

"Ok where are we moving Leader-sama, "Kakuzu asked.

"We are moving in one of Konan's friend's house, well it's more of a mansion," Pein said.

"So it's a wealthy family?"Kakuzu asked again.

"Kakuzu don't get any ideas and yes they are quite wealthy" Pein said.

"So when the fuck do we move?"Hidan asked rudely.

"Tomorrow morning! So go pack!"Pein said shooing them away from the um…messed up meeting room.

So they all went to pack whatever they had and went to bed while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.

"HO HO HO!!MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!" a voice outside their hideout yelled out.

"Ok I seriously have to do something about that old man…."Pein said quietly to himself as he went outside to …..well… do something about the jolly good man who Tobi idolized.



Yes indeed…..tomorrow was going to be a long day…..

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Kimi:I guess that's it... well i'll update as soon as possible